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Knarloc: Oh hey, a callibrations joke... nobody's ever done that one before.

The artwork is very high quality stuff, but the dialogue, not so much.
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lixal: Slender turians doesn't have this huge dick...
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Anonymous1: Ah yes because you're a professional when it comes to the anatomy of a FICTIONAL RACE.
Critique the anatomy if you will, but don't be a fucking idiot...
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Anonymous2: @Knarloc: I believe they're called "Talibrations"
In order to ensure your equipment is properly lubricated and functional, Talibrations must be performed on a very regular basis as a matter of preventive maintenance.
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champofgalacticretards: @appealus: Your avatar proved that was your real face, sir
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Dick_Chappy: Huh, with as much time as they spend together, I think this is probably what happens. However, I think we all know what would happen if Shepard asked any of the crew for a night with them.(Male or female shepard.) So, that being said, if he(or she) came along and asked to join in...Wellll.
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lixal: @Anonymous:
You have buthurt, scool boy...
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Combinecommando: While I never did approve of Tali X Garrus if you don't romance either of them in Mass effect, I must admit that this picture gave me one hell of a boner, however I think it'd be better without dialog.
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Lieutenant_gabsy39: Garrus with a huge dick seems right to me.. Who cares if Turians are very skinny, you'll never know how big and thick turian dicks are.....
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SexyTurian69: Now THIS is what I'm fuckin talking about! THE PROPER MAN FOR TALI! :D
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Rob0Comb0: This is why I'm still satisfied when I romance Liara, I know that Tali will be taken care of by somebody as awesome as Shepard!
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LuvDaArt: @lixal: It is impossible to know what size penis anybody would have based solely upon their physique. Then again, I just realized I am responding to yet another anonytroll on rule 34. Hell, they seem to be coming out of the woodwork like bloody roaches.
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betterfasterstronger: @LuvDaArt:

Turians are described as being avian/bird-like. It is therefore theorized that male turians do not have penises but have a cloaca instead.
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http://www2.ca.uky.edu/poultryprofitability/Production_manual/Chapter3_Anatomy_and_Physiology/labeled_digestive_tract.png
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Colonel_Mael_Radec: @betterfasterstronger: I think there's still a large difference between aliens and poultry...
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Anonymous3: @betterfasterstronger: Turians give live birth, so yes, they do have penis' (penai?) I'm afraid. While they are avian in nature, all you really need to do is look at the duck, with his mighty...sniper rifle to make the comparison.

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