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Roflcakes: G-Spot stimulation via the urethral canal sounds like the kind of thing Rarity would be into big time.

MY HEADCANON IS BETTER THAN YOURS.
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ZyunSiX: Nice job!
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ZB: What the fuck is that? I hope it's not a sewing needle... *shutters*
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Roflcakes: @ZB: According to the source it's a plastic sounding rod, but a sewing needle would make sense too.
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G_Goobington_the_2nd: @Roflcakes:
Ties nicely into my headcanon that Rarity is a frequent masturbator. And also into my headcanon that she's good friends with the owner of the local adult novelty store. She designs and supplies intimate wear for her, and gets a discount on the toys sold there. She and the owner often discuss masturbation techniques, and she usually gets Rarity to test out a new product before it hits the shelves.
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Seethe: @Roflcakes: I somehow doubt that.

@G_Goobington_the_2nd: So long as she doesn't take her own maidenhead with anything we're on the same page. Got to keep things pristine for the right Stallion and all that.
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G_Goobington_the_2nd: @Seethe:
I think we're going to have to agree to disagree.
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Faptacular: @Roflcakes: My headcannon demands satisfaction sir! *Slaps your headcannon with a silk glove.*
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G_Goobington_the_2nd: @G_Goobington_the_2nd:
Actually, I should expand on the idea of the adult novelty store owner. Her name is Secret Desire. Basically, in my mind, high school and college are combined for ponies. There, they learn life skills such as cooking, paying taxes, and taking care of a house. They also learn skills that relate to their cutie mark, but aren't covered by it, such as how to run a business.

By that point, most ponies had their cutie mark, but Desire hadn't yet. She enjoyed designing moulds and making things, but nothing had produced a cutie mark. She was paired up with Rarity for a project that involved looking after a small house, and they got to know each other.

One day, Rarity caught Desire masturbating with a dildo she had made. Rarity had never masturbated before. She had always been under the impression that it was uncouth, and would kill her chances of fitting in with high society. Desire explained that masturbation was perfectly natural, and offered to make Rarity a dildo of her own. Rarity agreed, and Desire would later learn that she earned her cutie mark at the exact moment Rarity experienced her first orgasm.

Desire went on to open an adult novelty store, and still keeps in touch with Rarity.

I have no idea why I felt compelled to type all that out. Maybe it will inspire Voslar or something.
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SpapS: Is that a needle?
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skunkwolfe: @G_Goobington_the_2nd: So what would Secret's cutie mark look like, anyway; a crossed dildo and whip/riding crop? O_o
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G_Goobington_the_2nd: @skunkwolfe:
Personally, I dislike the idea of explicit cutie marks, so I think it would be the red outline of a heart having an opaque red liquid poured inside. It has curved lines besides it. I don't actually know what Secret Desires would look like.

I know I have terrible luck uploading images, but here's a quick concept I did.

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Filly: What do you do?
Secret Desires: I make love potions for Michael J. Fox.


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