AI fakes are not allowed.
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Anonymous1: DO IT FAGGOT
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Rule34d: "Maybe if I take my cloths off I can screw samus"
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Anonymous2: Why does Snake look like Gordon Freeman?
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Gordon__Freeman: ...
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Synonymous_Red_X: ^You're totally right.
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Anonymous3: Because someone MSPainted his face.
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Quick: Rule34d: That's probably exactly what he's not thinking.
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Rule34d: orly
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Anonymous4: It's so natural, no one can tell...
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Colonel_Campbell: Snake, if you need time to disrobe you could always try knocking her out with a head-butt. Oh, you mean she's NOT resisting? Well, what the fuck do you need my help for?
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An_Onymous: ^Win, including the making of a throwaway account just to say that.
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Anonymous5: SNAKE? SNAKE!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
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Anonymous6: Samus: MAKE LOVE TO ME SNAKE
Snake: Wait... something's wrong here... this won't work Psycho Mantis
Samus: No, Snake, I really want you ;_;
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hansatan: Snake: Hmmm... Samus just took her clothes off...
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Anonymous7: Well someone's an eager beaver.
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Anonymous8: attractive and successful African Samus. D:
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Anonymous9: Comparing this Snake to the older one, I immediately thought of Rogaine.
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PrincessHeart: MORGON FREEMAN, Take me! I LOVE YOU!
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An_Onymous: ^Wait, what? I mean, I'm used to you being random, but not that random.
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Anonymous10: attractive and successful African Samus. :D
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Anonymous11: Samus face is horrible -_-
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Anonymous12: "-_-"

Anon11 face is horrible
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patonki: I ERR BAWNTY HANTAR
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Anonymous13: some people as well as i just can't accept snake growing old...
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Anonymous14: So why does Snake have a Samus blow up doll?
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Anonymous15: Her mouth is to tiny :( Please make it just a bit bigger.... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Anonymous16(15): Why he has a blow up doll? Um... duuuuh!!!
Why does Snake resemble of Chuck Norris? AND WHY ARENT THEY FUCKING! (with Samus with her face of the pic please...)
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Anonymous17: "How's the taste?"
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PostHappy28: They should do it in a box. Because Sex is better in a Box.

Everything's better in a Box.
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Anonymous18: his eyepatch is a camera
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theKRACKEN: PostHappy28, You just made me lol.
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Anonymous19: WHOSE FOOTSTEPS ARE THESE
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Anonymous20: They're gonna have sex 🎵
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Anonymous21(20): Ultimate Smash couple. Canon love
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Anonymous22(20): Oh David, undress just like her already. Give the lady a dose of your "solid snake"
You both clearly want it
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Anonymous23(20): @Anonymous:????
It's clearly her as a person, WEIRDO

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