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TagsMass_Effect, TEQA, quarian
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Anonymous1: Yeah all these numbers, baby!
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Anonymous2: sexy
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Anonymous3(2): i love it
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Zaxares: "Aw yeah! Talk mathy to me, baby!"
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Anonymous4: "We're scanning for the target shaft now"!
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Anonymous5: Imagine being a fighter pilot, a human one. your squadron is dead, most are and you own ship is unpowered and missing a stabilizer. The crucible's wave hit you hard.

You leave the doomed vessel, lifesupport was getting to critical levels and you'r convinced you'll die, the only air you have is what's left in the spacesuit.

Then a ship passes by, a quarian fighter.
You grab a hold of it, the vessel is broken too.
You peek inside, expecting scavengable oxygen, and a dead quarian.

Instead you see this, a female, crotch and breasts exposed.
she notices you and hastily clothes herself again, awkwardly as you notice the codpiece of your suit is incredibly uncomfortable.

She lets you in. the air reeks of her juices and her scent, but it's air, oxygen.
You breathe in and smile.

The quarian is in distress however. her suit's power cells are broken,she can't leave her doomed craft and its generators.
You are both doomed.

Simultaneously you decide to fuck it and have delightful I don't want to die a virgin sex for a few days until a rescue patrol pick you and your now quarian girlfriend.
happy and grateful for hope that has been returned the two of you decide to stay together.
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XLM180: @Anon5 That's a somewhat detailed imagination...
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Anonymous6: Quarian - At first I was like, Bugger it! If I have to die I'm going out frigging. Then the universe smiled on me a delivered a man into my cockpit. By day 3 I was drowning in mucas but hey. When you gotta go, go out with a bang :)

...........Mum's not speaking to me after he released the tape
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Combinecommando: This is my Oc, TEQA draws far more better than I do, I don't regret one bit that 70$ I paid for that piece.
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Anonymous7(6): @Combinecommando: R34 owe's you a debt :)
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LurkMoar: @Combinecommando: I thought OC's weren't allowed on r34...

Down with the picture!
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Anonymous8: @LurkMoar: Shut up...
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Zaxares: @Anonymous: Alas, my War Assets were high enough that the Crucible didn't target friendly ships, meaning that story couldn't have happened in my story. :( Oh well. I'll just comfort myself with Tali. <3
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Vorhang: @LurkMoar: of course OCs are allowed, just not as a tag.


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