Roflcakes: @Okay_with_this: I stopped using raunchy wallpapers after this one incident where I had a particularly juicy ass as my wallpaper, a family member came into my room to speak to me and I instinctively hotkeyed to my desktop.
Seethe: If I wasn't so in love with the wallpaper I've had for the last six years I might put something risky up but this is a bit much as much as I'd love to.
Faptacular: @Roflcakes: Had an incident myself once where I hadn't realized I'd accidentally hit "Set as desktop background" on a yuri pee pic when my aunt came over and needed the computer to do some banking.
Closed everything down to log off and... "Haha, how awkward."
Roflcakes: @Faptacular: O- Oh god... Did you turn the monitor off faster than the speed of light like I did? Were you lucky that your aunt is actually really, really blind? Please tell me the answer to one of both of those questions is yes...
I'd like to see somebody top that. I really would.
Anonymous2: I handed down my old laptop to mom and never deleted my explicit MLP folder from it, I hid it someplace I thought she would be unlikely to check but I suspect she still found it. No big deal, she catches me browsing Paheal and drawing clop all the time (she knows I'm into MLP), her reaction is always more curious than embarrassed. I'd set up a lewd or explicit wallpaper but I haven't found any that I really like.
Faptacular: @Roflcakes: No, I went deer in headlights for about ten really fucking long seconds.
Funny how you can still revert to "naughty child" mentality with older family members. I was 27 at the time (three years ago) and I still felt like I'd just been caught stealing cookies when I was four. Except in this case the cookies were delicous girlpee.
Faptacular: @Roflcakes: I run in the luxury/curse that most of my family has no internal censor or bother to be tactful with each other and thus we're more-or-less conditioned to just let shit go.
I literally said the "haha how awkward" line, changed my desktop back to what it was and logged off. She teasingly gave me some shit about it for five minutes, (which I stuck around and took to get it over with) and it never came up again.
If that sounds like a good thing keep in mind the no censor thing is the same attitude that once landed me stuck listening to her and my mom having a conversation about a cousin's uterine surgery while I was trying to eat a sandwich.
Anonymous3: I think i will never know what will happen if a family member would find out about all of this me.. my interpretation of an exploding sun is probably a bit oversized...
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I know I'm not.
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Closed everything down to log off and... "Haha, how awkward."
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I'd like to see somebody top that. I really would.
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really fucking longseconds.Funny how you can still revert to "naughty child" mentality with older family members. I was 27 at the time (three years ago) and I still felt like I'd just been caught stealing cookies when I was four. Except in this case the cookies were delicous girlpee.
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@Faptacular: Man, how do you even diffuse a situation like that? Pretending it never even happened only works for so long.
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I literally said the "haha how awkward" line, changed my desktop back to what it was and logged off. She teasingly gave me some shit about it for five minutes, (which I stuck around and took to get it over with) and it never came up again.
If that sounds like a good thing keep in mind the no censor thing is the same attitude that once landed me stuck listening to her and my mom having a conversation about a cousin's uterine surgery while I was trying to eat a sandwich.
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But hey, at least she joked around and busted your balls about it! That automatically makes it about 10 times better than most other outcomes.