extremejon: *Congratulations! Your KIRLIA has evolved into a GARDEVOIR!*
"Wow!" Exclaimed Chaud, wide eyed at his new Porkyman. He had no idea it was close to evolving, but here it was! It got alot taller, and prettier too. It almost looked human.
"So you're a Gardevoir, huh? Hmm...." He walked around his Porkyman, pacing a circle as he examined her closely. "I bet you're really strong, and your move pool's probably impressive too." He muttered to himself as he eyeballed her.
'Does my new form please you, Master?'
"...!" Chaud jumped, then looked around quickly. "What...? Who said that, who's there?"
'It's me, Master. Your Porkyman.'
Chaud blinked, turning back to look at his Gardevoir. "That was.... you?" She smiled and tilted her head slightly.
'Yes, Master. I can speak to you telepathically now.' Gardevoir said wordlessly.
"Wow.... telepathy. Now that's impressive! You're a great Porkyman."
Gardevoir blushed and looked away. 'Thank you, Master...'
“No problem. I give compliments when compliment’s due.” Chaud winked, causing Gardevoir to blush even more. Chaud didn’t seem to notice though. “Well, we’re almost to the next town. What do you say you get in the pokeball and I take you over to the Porkyman center for some much-deserved healing?”
Gardevoir nodded, lacing her hands behind her back.
“Alright!” Chaud smiled, pulling out his pokeball and popping it open, allowing Gardevoir to return within. He minimized it and set it on his belt, then began on his way to the next town.
Feeling more drained than usual, Chaud decided to spend the night at that town. He wasn’t exactly well-off in terms of cash, so the motel he stayed at was sub par at best. Paying for his room, he headed up stairs and down the hall until he found his room.
He sighed out in relief at the sight of the bed. Dingy it was, but cushion is cushion. Chaud threw his backpack onto a chair and immediately removed his shirt. Tossing that on the floor, he started to unbuckle his belt. He let his pants drop to the floor, leaving him in his boxers. He walked over to his backpack to retrieve his pajamas, and didn’t notice one of the pokeballs roll off his belt and rest on the button. The ball expanded and popped open. Gardevoir appeared in the motel room. She yawned silently, stretching, then turned around.
‘Oh my!’
Chaud jumped, whirling around to find himself in his underwear in front of Gardevoir! “Ah! W-what are you……”
‘…..’ She blushed intensely and turned away, her hands over her face.
“ Oh man…. I’m so embarrassed….. this was… I mean, this wasn’t…. I didn’t….. “ Chaud chewed on his lower lip, too flustered to think of anything to say in this awkward moment.
‘Master…. I didn’t know you felt that way. ‘
“…! Huh?” Chaud blinked.
Gardevoir looked back at him over her shoulder. She was still blushing, but her eyes….. they didn’t look embarrassed. ‘Why else would you summon me here? Now? In a motel room… you nearly nude….. me just evolved into this form….. ‘
“Um……”
‘You’ve been waiting, haven’t you? Waiting until I evolved…. ‘ She turned fully, moving toward him. She looked as if she glided when she moved. So gracefully, so femininely. Her hand went to his chest, sliding over the warm skin. ‘….. until you could have me. ‘
“ H-h-h-have y-y-you?!” Chaud’s face lit up like a beacon. He could feel his knees get shakey and his heart race. Was his Porkyman actually…. And did she really…… and why didn’t he feel more disgusted by this? Did he…. Did he want it all along after all?
She smiled. ‘Yes. You can have me.’ She pressed her lips against his, throwing her arms around his neck and engaging him in a passionate, heated embrace. To be honest, she’d wanted him too. Ever since she was a Ralts. But it had been impossible until now…. Now it could all ‘fit’.
Chaud was completely taken aback by all this. His mind was reeling, but his body… it seemed to know exactly what to do. His hands almost unconsciously went to her hips, his lips beginning to kiss back, and a certain appendage began to stiffen. “Mmm…”
‘Your lips feel so good, Master. And you’re so warm. I cannot wait until we are one…’ She spoke telepathically as their kissing became fervent.
“Mmm……Then let’s not wait anymore!” He exclaimed suddenly, sweeping Gardevoir off her feet quite suddenly, then tossing her onto the bed. He crawled on after her, grinning devilishly.
‘Oh Master….. so assertive!’
“You betcha!” He kissed her again.
‘Master……’
“Mmmm…..”
‘Master……. ‘
“Mm—yeah?” He pulled away.
‘Do you have…. Protection?’
Chaud blinked, then furrowed his brows. “Protection….? Oh! You mean condoms?”
She nodded.
“Uh, no. But we don’t need those! I can’t get you pregnant and we’re both virgins, right?”
‘Right, but…. It’s just….. ‘ She looked away, biting her lip
“But… what?” He tilted his head.
‘All humans use condoms for this type of thing. That’s normal. And we’re doing this. So…. If we used those, it’d be more… normal, and less like you’re doing it with an animal.’
“…. Aw. Gardevoir. I don’t think of you as an animal! “
‘But still…..’
He pursed his lips, then smiled. “Okay! I saw a machine downstairs! Let’s go!”
After a quick dressing session, Chaud and Gardevoir hurried downstairs to the first floor of the motel. There was a vending machine with various chips, drinks, and at the very bottom….. “Condoms!”
‘Only ten G!’
“Uh…. Oh uh….. “ He patted his pockets.
‘What?’
“I don’t have any change…… “
‘Oh… ‘ Gardevoir looked down at the floor.
“……. “ He stared at her face for a moment, then nodded. “Don’t worry!” Chaud knelt down in front of the machine and stuck his hand into the flap.
‘Master! Are you sure you should be doing that?’
“Don’t worry! No one will notice. Nnnnngg…. Just a little….bit….. more…. And….. got it! “ Chaud pulled the rubber out of the machine and straightened. “Now, lets get back up there and—“
“STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!“
Chaud and Gardevoir both jumped as a man clad in heavy brown armor ran up to them, scowling.
“NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH! I’VE CONFISCATED YOUR STOLEN GOODS. NOW PAY YOUR FINE OR IT’S OFF TO JAIL!”
“Uh… sir…. I’m sorry…. Really…. It wont happen again…. “ Chaud stuttered out, wide eyed. “ Let me just get my wall-“
“THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!” The guard drew out his sword.
‘Master!’ Gardevoir moved in between. ‘Don’t worry, I’ll pro-‘ The guard slashed at her, but it was blocked by another sword.
'Oh!'
"What?!"
Chaud grinned. "Good job, Protoman. That guard's no match for you."
Protoman nodded. "You're right about that, Chaud. Now let's finish it."
The guard stepped back. "WHAT?! What's this?!"
"You already have Cybersword, so... Widesword, battlechip in! Download!" Protoman's other arm turned into a sword."
"No... this cannot be.... "
"Now.... Longsword, battlechip in!"
"NOOOOOO!"
Protoman fused the two swords together, forming a pillar of light.
"PROGRAM ADVANCE!" Protoman and Chaud shouted in unison, bringing down the blade of light on top of the guard.
spectral: The original version that was posted of this involved Gardevoir getting beheaded and "Chaud" getting run through, with no megaman stuff. There was an outlash from the people following it (this was all posted bit by bit on /b/ last night) for an alternate ending.
Anonymous8: Gay, awkward high-five at the end of a reality/cyber sword fight, before a pokephiliac threesome . . . doesn't get much weirder than this . . .
Anonymous21: I read the original on a saved tread. Then I killed my family, shot up a small rural neighborhood, burned a hotel down, and finally shot myself in the face.
But don't worry. Everyone is fine now.
"Wow!" Exclaimed Chaud, wide eyed at his new Porkyman. He had no idea it was close to evolving, but here it was! It got alot taller, and prettier too. It almost looked human.
"So you're a Gardevoir, huh? Hmm...." He walked around his Porkyman, pacing a circle as he examined her closely. "I bet you're really strong, and your move pool's probably impressive too." He muttered to himself as he eyeballed her.
'Does my new form please you, Master?'
"...!" Chaud jumped, then looked around quickly. "What...? Who said that, who's there?"
'It's me, Master. Your Porkyman.'
Chaud blinked, turning back to look at his Gardevoir. "That was.... you?" She smiled and tilted her head slightly.
'Yes, Master. I can speak to you telepathically now.' Gardevoir said wordlessly.
"Wow.... telepathy. Now that's impressive! You're a great Porkyman."
Gardevoir blushed and looked away. 'Thank you, Master...'
“No problem. I give compliments when compliment’s due.” Chaud winked, causing Gardevoir to blush even more. Chaud didn’t seem to notice though. “Well, we’re almost to the next town. What do you say you get in the pokeball and I take you over to the Porkyman center for some much-deserved healing?”
Gardevoir nodded, lacing her hands behind her back.
“Alright!” Chaud smiled, pulling out his pokeball and popping it open, allowing Gardevoir to return within. He minimized it and set it on his belt, then began on his way to the next town.
Feeling more drained than usual, Chaud decided to spend the night at that town. He wasn’t exactly well-off in terms of cash, so the motel he stayed at was sub par at best. Paying for his room, he headed up stairs and down the hall until he found his room.
He sighed out in relief at the sight of the bed. Dingy it was, but cushion is cushion. Chaud threw his backpack onto a chair and immediately removed his shirt. Tossing that on the floor, he started to unbuckle his belt. He let his pants drop to the floor, leaving him in his boxers. He walked over to his backpack to retrieve his pajamas, and didn’t notice one of the pokeballs roll off his belt and rest on the button. The ball expanded and popped open. Gardevoir appeared in the motel room. She yawned silently, stretching, then turned around.
‘Oh my!’
Chaud jumped, whirling around to find himself in his underwear in front of Gardevoir! “Ah! W-what are you……”
‘…..’ She blushed intensely and turned away, her hands over her face.
“ Oh man…. I’m so embarrassed….. this was… I mean, this wasn’t…. I didn’t….. “ Chaud chewed on his lower lip, too flustered to think of anything to say in this awkward moment.
‘Master…. I didn’t know you felt that way. ‘
“…! Huh?” Chaud blinked.
Gardevoir looked back at him over her shoulder. She was still blushing, but her eyes….. they didn’t look embarrassed. ‘Why else would you summon me here? Now? In a motel room… you nearly nude….. me just evolved into this form….. ‘
“Um……”
‘You’ve been waiting, haven’t you? Waiting until I evolved…. ‘ She turned fully, moving toward him. She looked as if she glided when she moved. So gracefully, so femininely. Her hand went to his chest, sliding over the warm skin. ‘….. until you could have me. ‘
“ H-h-h-have y-y-you?!” Chaud’s face lit up like a beacon. He could feel his knees get shakey and his heart race. Was his Porkyman actually…. And did she really…… and why didn’t he feel more disgusted by this? Did he…. Did he want it all along after all?
She smiled. ‘Yes. You can have me.’ She pressed her lips against his, throwing her arms around his neck and engaging him in a passionate, heated embrace. To be honest, she’d wanted him too. Ever since she was a Ralts. But it had been impossible until now…. Now it could all ‘fit’.
Chaud was completely taken aback by all this. His mind was reeling, but his body… it seemed to know exactly what to do. His hands almost unconsciously went to her hips, his lips beginning to kiss back, and a certain appendage began to stiffen. “Mmm…”
‘Your lips feel so good, Master. And you’re so warm. I cannot wait until we are one…’ She spoke telepathically as their kissing became fervent.
“Mmm……Then let’s not wait anymore!” He exclaimed suddenly, sweeping Gardevoir off her feet quite suddenly, then tossing her onto the bed. He crawled on after her, grinning devilishly.
‘Oh Master….. so assertive!’
“You betcha!” He kissed her again.
‘Master……’
“Mmmm…..”
‘Master……. ‘
“Mm—yeah?” He pulled away.
‘Do you have…. Protection?’
Chaud blinked, then furrowed his brows. “Protection….? Oh! You mean condoms?”
She nodded.
“Uh, no. But we don’t need those! I can’t get you pregnant and we’re both virgins, right?”
‘Right, but…. It’s just….. ‘ She looked away, biting her lip
“But… what?” He tilted his head.
‘All humans use condoms for this type of thing. That’s normal. And we’re doing this. So…. If we used those, it’d be more… normal, and less like you’re doing it with an animal.’
“…. Aw. Gardevoir. I don’t think of you as an animal! “
‘But still…..’
He pursed his lips, then smiled. “Okay! I saw a machine downstairs! Let’s go!”
Gardevoir’s expression brightened. ‘Thank you, Master!’
After a quick dressing session, Chaud and Gardevoir hurried downstairs to the first floor of the motel. There was a vending machine with various chips, drinks, and at the very bottom….. “Condoms!”
‘Only ten G!’
“Uh…. Oh uh….. “ He patted his pockets.
‘What?’
“I don’t have any change…… “
‘Oh… ‘ Gardevoir looked down at the floor.
“……. “ He stared at her face for a moment, then nodded. “Don’t worry!” Chaud knelt down in front of the machine and stuck his hand into the flap.
‘Master! Are you sure you should be doing that?’
“Don’t worry! No one will notice. Nnnnngg…. Just a little….bit….. more…. And….. got it! “ Chaud pulled the rubber out of the machine and straightened. “Now, lets get back up there and—“
“STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!“
Chaud and Gardevoir both jumped as a man clad in heavy brown armor ran up to them, scowling.
“NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH! I’VE CONFISCATED YOUR STOLEN GOODS. NOW PAY YOUR FINE OR IT’S OFF TO JAIL!”
“Uh… sir…. I’m sorry…. Really…. It wont happen again…. “ Chaud stuttered out, wide eyed. “ Let me just get my wall-“
“THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!” The guard drew out his sword.
‘Master!’ Gardevoir moved in between. ‘Don’t worry, I’ll pro-‘ The guard slashed at her, but it was blocked by another sword.
'Oh!'
"What?!"
Chaud grinned. "Good job, Protoman. That guard's no match for you."
Protoman nodded. "You're right about that, Chaud. Now let's finish it."
The guard stepped back. "WHAT?! What's this?!"
"You already have Cybersword, so... Widesword, battlechip in! Download!" Protoman's other arm turned into a sword."
"No... this cannot be.... "
"Now.... Longsword, battlechip in!"
"NOOOOOO!"
Protoman fused the two swords together, forming a pillar of light.
"PROGRAM ADVANCE!" Protoman and Chaud shouted in unison, bringing down the blade of light on top of the guard.
"Uuuuuuaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhh!"
*GUARDMAN LOGGING OUT*
'Master! You did it!' Gardevoir beamed.
"Damn skippy. Now let's go. You, me, and Protoman. Upstairs. Threeway."
'Oh my!'
Chaud grinned, then he and Protoman high-fived.
FIN
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Tight pussy is tiigghhtt. But it's still fucking hot.
HELLO?! WHO'S THERE?!
He he he.
What a waste of words...
But don't worry. Everyone is fine now.
i agree, original way better
post it. now.
Just like Chaud was about to Violate Gardevoir. He's a 2-Timer XD!
And maybe somebody fucks Mayl
Paheal.
I am dissapoint.