fishmonger: @O Rly: So, in your opinion, this is better than this? I cannot say that I agree. Original Lara may have spawned the series, but new Lara is infinitely hotter. Plus she doesn't have accidentally enlarged breasts... they are actually a normal size.
O_Rly: I hated Underworld, Anon 4. It just pisses me the fuck off when people feel the need to make reboots when they aren't fucking needed and are guaranteed to suck.
And for the record, dumbasses, I'm a straight girl.
O_Rly: ^No, it really wasn't, especially in this QTE survival shooter fashion. I was content with the old games, and that's good enough for me. It's sad, really, people today are always trying to find ways to make things "bigger and better".
Anonymous6: whoevers saying Donte is the same as Dante and more likeable is obviously freakin retarded and never played a proper DMC game and not that rebooted shit, that is truly a reboot no one wanted or needed, on the subject of tomb raider i think otherwise, TR as a series was irrelevant and a reboot was needed the same with CV that was relegated to fucking handheld games that sold like shit
Anonymous7: well someone forgot that this is not a game forum.
the new lara is fucking hot! and if you think otherwise "O Rly" thats fine with me but don't make such a fus over it :P>
pardon my english for I am from Holland ;)
Anonymous11: I can't even come here without butt-hurt bitches complaining about reboots because they don't like change. No one cares, so complain somewhere else.
Anonymous12: please... Devil May Cry was garbage after garbage after garbage. All 'style' and no substance at all. DmC may not be perfect but it's a hell of a better game than the older ones in the series. Ninja Theory actually know how to make fun games. New Tomb Raider is an improvement on the old ones but still far behind Uncharted in that genre.
Anonymous13(6): NT making fun games? hahaha, Heavenly Sword id the definition of a no substance game just on gameplay and Enslaved is handholding platformer the game and lets not go into the outsorced writing they had to do because the original story for those games were complete shit.
about DmC, sure, if glitchy fuckfests, dumbed down combat, shitty missions, retarded story/characters and A to B platforming is good for you, but you obviously dont have an ounce of good taste and you obviously dont like actually good games.
And you obviously never played a DMC game if you call the originals garbage or no substance.
Anonymous14(7): if you don't like the new lara, then why the hell are you looking at art of her? stop bitching and go wank to some other theme you fu**ers
Anonymous17: The new Lara Croft is fucking horrible. The old one was infinately better. Why the fuck is there his trend of rebooting games instead of just continuing them? To bring in new gamers and dumb it down for their level?
Anonymous18: O Rly "Straight Girl" how the fuck would you know. Yes, she is definitively hotter, to us "Straight Guys" anyway. She's way more real then the previous Lara.
I don't give a shit about any of the games old or new. I'm a dude, I got cock and balls. And I think about fucking this imaginary hot piece of work.
But no, you selfish girl would rather spawn a whole debate about the game because you don't like the new Lara Croft Games?
O_Rly: How the fuck would I know what? Just because I have tits and a vagina doesn't mean I can't judge another woman's beauty, dipshit. Take that bullshit logic and shove it up your ass, kthxbai.
Rip_the_Jacker: ^^You're right, a woman can look at another hotter chick and say "Hmm, I wish I looked half as good as her". I imagine O Rly feels the same about the new Lara.
And don't bring up the "every1 has opinions" argument when you're behaving as if your opinion is superior.
Anonymous20: O rly? A girl? Straight girl? And I'm Oprah Winfrey. You're a faggot white male masquerading(in a failed attempt at that) around to try to get sympathy. ._.
Anonymous22: O Rly is pretty sad those butthurt faggots have their right to express their opinion too but like others have said, you just feel the need to prove that you're more superior. You remind me of piss ant vegans who try to act all high and mighty then get defensive when people tell them to stfu. Keep replying because like with all vegans, the more you talk the more shit you comes out your mouth that no one really cares about. Lara has finally gotten a successful reboot and there's nothing you can do to get all that sand out your vagina.
O_Rly: Oooh, that hurts my feelings. No one cares? Really now? Then why, pray tell, is there so much ridiculous hate spewing forth in response to one person's opinion? And for the record, expressing your opinion =/= raging and insulting others, sorry. Keep on crying, but it won't change how I feel.
O_Rly: And superior? I don't think you understand what that word means. I'm giving my reasons. Everyone else is jumping down my throat. Basically a huge case of "S-SHUT UP, STOP DISLIKING WHAT WE LIKE".
Anonymous23: I'm actually with O Rly here. While I don't dislike the new Croft I liked the older one better. The shape of older Croft's face was more unique, exotic in her own way than the new one. They could always have the new one grow into something resembling the older one since she already kind of does.
Gameplay wise the reboot is... Too much combat, not enough puzzles. There's a handful of super easy puzzles that are completely optional. That's not Tomb Raider. Don't make Uncharted with a chick, make an actual Tomb Raider game.
Anonymous24: They made a bunch of "actual" Tomb Raider games they didn't sell and did so badly that half of developers who worked on it got laid off and the series looked like it would die right there.
The had a Star Trek deal going on. They could either continue making games which didn't sell, stop making games in one of the most recognised video game franchises or reboot the series and hopefully draw back some attention to the series.
What I see is an incredible amount of whining over the fact the Tomb Raider franchise went in the only direction that made any fucking sense.
Anonymous25: And who's to say that it's a reboot at all and not just a prequel... The Phantom Menace to the old Lara's New Hope...
Theres the possibility of leading up to learning of the Scion in one game and then the next might time skip past after Underworld for all anyone knows...
This is only ONE game, it hasn't yet established a trend yet
Which is why while I liked the reboot as much as I liked the originals, albeit for slightly differing reasons I'm cautiously optimistic for it and other franchises like Metroid and Devil May Cry (Both of which I didn't like the recent installations)
Anonymous26: It has to be a reboot. Aside from the fact that the origin story is different from the real Lara's official one, this "Lara" is an insult to the natural-born badassery of the real Lara Croft.
This "Lara" had to be forced against her natural, scared horror film survivor girl instincts to become something she didn't want to be at the threat of harm done to her at the hands of big strong men. The actual Lara was naturally badass by the time she was this "Lara's" age, and the life she traveled down was one she chose, not one she was forced to take by partly metaphorical and partly literal knifepoint.
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And for the record, dumbasses, I'm a straight girl.
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Except this was definitely needed. And it doesn't suck. DmC on the other hand?
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The new DMC is just an insult.
You have no idea what you're tlaking aobut if that's what you think this game is.
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the new lara is fucking hot! and if you think otherwise "O Rly" thats fine with me but don't make such a fus over it :P>
pardon my english for I am from Holland ;)
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about DmC, sure, if glitchy fuckfests, dumbed down combat, shitty missions, retarded story/characters and A to B platforming is good for you, but you obviously dont have an ounce of good taste and you obviously dont like actually good games.
And you obviously never played a DMC game if you call the originals garbage or no substance.
Fuck that.
I don't give a shit about any of the games old or new. I'm a dude, I got cock and balls. And I think about fucking this imaginary hot piece of work.
But no, you selfish girl would rather spawn a whole debate about the game because you don't like the new Lara Croft Games?
TITS OR GTFO!
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Gameplay wise the reboot is... Too much combat, not enough puzzles. There's a handful of super easy puzzles that are completely optional. That's not Tomb Raider. Don't make Uncharted with a chick, make an actual Tomb Raider game.
The had a Star Trek deal going on. They could either continue making games which didn't sell, stop making games in one of the most recognised video game franchises or reboot the series and hopefully draw back some attention to the series.
What I see is an incredible amount of whining over the fact the Tomb Raider franchise went in the only direction that made any fucking sense.
Theres the possibility of leading up to learning of the Scion in one game and then the next might time skip past after Underworld for all anyone knows...
This is only ONE game, it hasn't yet established a trend yet
Which is why while I liked the reboot as much as I liked the originals, albeit for slightly differing reasons I'm cautiously optimistic for it and other franchises like Metroid and Devil May Cry (Both of which I didn't like the recent installations)
This "Lara" had to be forced against her natural, scared horror film survivor girl instincts to become something she didn't want to be at the threat of harm done to her at the hands of big strong men. The actual Lara was naturally badass by the time she was this "Lara's" age, and the life she traveled down was one she chose, not one she was forced to take by partly metaphorical and partly literal knifepoint.