Anonymous2: GOD it would be over in seconds. Besides that, I imagine it would be kinda painful seeing as Rev wouldn't have that much control when going so fast. Also, roadrunners don't have penises. They have cloacas. The only bird with a penis is the swan. TAKE THAT.
"For some birds, such as some species of swans and ducks, the males do not use the cloaca for reproduction but have a penis."