Anonymous3: Ok but Mido is a bottom ya ignorant nuggetheads. Everything about him screams bottom and Link is the silent hero of fricking Hyrule so let's just all agree he can top anone in the whole game, aight?
Anonymous5: Mido: Do you like Link? My penis and you penis this close.
Link: y,y,yes. Although I think my penis is bigger than yours.
Mido: Of course not. My penis is bigger, smells richer and expresses more boy milk.
Link: Oh but the penis smells richer, and it expresses better boy's milk. Shhhh.
Mido: What's up Link?
Link: I think Saria is behind the bushes? She doesn't have her skirt on and she's digging her fingers into her vagina.
Mido: I think you are enjoying what we do with our penises. And it shows, her vagina is well wet and shiny.
Link: And what do we do?
Mido: We touch our penises a little more and we kiss tongue. And surprise! We take off our boots, hats and shirts and jump to where it is. We remove the sweatshirt, boots and headband so that we are all three naked. We kiss her, we touch her vagina and she our penises, and in the end we penetrate her making a Kokiri sandwich.
Link: O Mido you are a genius.
Mido: That will teach that pervert not to be a voyeur. But I think this will be the best night of our lives.
Anonymous7: @Anonymous: dudes on this website love writing weird idiotic fanfic about how the guys in a gay porn drawing are doing gay sex stuff with each other because of how not gay they are
100% he was jacking off and trying to feel less weird about it lol
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Link: y,y,yes. Although I think my penis is bigger than yours.
Mido: Of course not. My penis is bigger, smells richer and expresses more boy milk.
Link: Oh but the penis smells richer, and it expresses better boy's milk. Shhhh.
Mido: What's up Link?
Link: I think Saria is behind the bushes? She doesn't have her skirt on and she's digging her fingers into her vagina.
Mido: I think you are enjoying what we do with our penises. And it shows, her vagina is well wet and shiny.
Link: And what do we do?
Mido: We touch our penises a little more and we kiss tongue. And surprise! We take off our boots, hats and shirts and jump to where it is. We remove the sweatshirt, boots and headband so that we are all three naked. We kiss her, we touch her vagina and she our penises, and in the end we penetrate her making a Kokiri sandwich.
Link: O Mido you are a genius.
Mido: That will teach that pervert not to be a voyeur. But I think this will be the best night of our lives.
100% he was jacking off and trying to feel less weird about it lol