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Anonymous1: Oh lawd, just look at G-Man!
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Kharnov: G-Man with a facial expression is even creepier than regular G-Man.
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Anonymous2: Lol, Gman looks so funny.
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Anonymous3: Why is G-Man smoking a waffle?
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Kharnov: Because he's cool like that.
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Serious_Business: PUSSYCRAB
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Sabata_Lucian: Haku?
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Anonymous4(1): Doctor Freeman is well hot.
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Carvin: I gave you crabs!
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Anonymous5: That's Gina Right?
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Anonymous6: No, its a rule 63 version of Gordan. Female, in other words.
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Chin-chan: good Gman, you look kinda cool
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Anonymous7: Gman is having a Wonderful time ^_-
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Anonymous8: I dont see any crowbars
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buzzy: upper right corner, in her fist, covered with green stuff, A8.
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remember: LETS JUST SAY IT'S YOUR TIME TO COME AGAIN
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Amun-Ra: Freewoman?

So what would be the female version of the name "Gordon"...
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evilpika: Gordon wasn't originally a first name, so I'm not sure it has one. Gordania, maybe?
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Amun-Ra: Gordania Freewoman.

Has a nice ring.
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Anonymous9: How about Jordan Freewoman?
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Emperor: I can't see this. ._.
Can someone upload and link it on imageshack/photobucket/whatever?
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MR_Furry: use fire fox it will show up
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Emperor: I AM using firefox...
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Anonymous10: click on the image, then select show image if using IE, worked fine for me.

Once again IE > Firefaux
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Emperor: Still doesn't show up, even in IE.
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Krawczyk: Fuck'em both, use Opera.
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Emperor: Or gasp, you could link me it on an image hosting site. D:
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MR_Furry: or safari
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Anonymous11(10): Then you fail at the internet
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Emperor: No, the internet fails for me.
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Krawczyk: http://rule34.danstesreves.com/_images/e9a857c1f70b96990b77c4c1977bc2be/841%20-%20Barnacle%20G-Man%20Half-life%20Headcrab%20Headcrab_Zombie%20Rule_63%20zombie.jpg
and yet, it succeeds. As usual.
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Anonymous12: Gordon_Freeman tag needed
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Anonymous13: gordon_freeman 64 is hawt!
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Anonymous14: Gordon Freeman 64? Is that the unreleased Nintendo 64 version of Half-Life?
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Anonymous15: what is rule 64?
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Anonymous16: Anon 13:
OPS
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Anonymous17: G-man sez: Have a nice day at work hon I just gotta go disappear round this here corner, and thanks for the toast!
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Anonymous18: lol'd @ Anon 17
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Anonymous19: did you know that headcrabs send a tentacle like beak down the throat when they headhump them so imagine what that headcrab on her crotch is doing.
TENTACLE HENTAI
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Sen: Dude nasty, that skanks got fucking crabs! D:
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Anonymous20: that hazard suit sucks
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Anonymous21: i wonder if anything like this happened to Barney or Shephard :o
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Anonymous22: don't hurt gordina freeman :(
she is my gf.
I need her pussy for excessive mating.
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Anonymous23: HOLY SHIT! MOTHERFUCKING BUMP!
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Anonymous24: WAFFLE FUCK YES!
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Anonymous25: WAFFLE MAKE GMAN HIGH
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Anonymous26: HCTD. Headcrab transmitted disease. Causes millions of zombies a year. Wear a RAPEX anti-rape/headcrab condom. And now you know.
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Anonymous27: need mod kthx
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Anonymous28: WIN!
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Anonymous29: ZOMBIE GOASTS LEAVE MY VAGINA
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Anonymous30: It' Jordan Freeman!
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Anonymous31: anon 29, you got that from HALF-LIFE: FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES didn't you?
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Anonymous32(31): Anon 29, I know you got that from HALF-LIFE: FULL LIFE CONSEQUNECES didn't you?
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Shock_Headed_Penor: Gman looks like Barack Obama
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Anonymous33: ...urge to kill RISING!
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Anonymous34: USE CHROME MATE!
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Anonymous35: This is pure win.
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Anonymous36: Anon 26 wins 3 internets
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Anonymous37: what if this is actually what would have happened if judith mossman (or however in fucks name you spell it) got the job instead of gordon.
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Anonymous38: LOL G-Man!
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Anonymous39: ME WANTS MORE! PLEASE DO MORE!
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Anonymous40: why the fuck is g-man smoking toast?
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Anonymous41: needs to be featured, bad.
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Anonymous42: need gordon freeman rule 63 quickly
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Anonymous43: She looks so pleased and happy, hope she does annoy the zombies all the time, asking it for a ride to the mall,etc.
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SgtNyan: What'd they put in those waffles?
...Wait, why the hell is G-Man SMOKING waffles anyway?

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