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Bolt: Delicious cocks.
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TableLabia: I MUST EAT IT!
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Sen: "Thats no ham!" said Sam I am.
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Gremrat: EAT THE FUCKING COCK, SAM. EAT IT OR I WILL CUT YOU.
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Sen: Grem if you had managed to make that rhyme your response could have been epic but I am sad to say it was made of fail. :(
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Gremrat: I don't imagine the guy making time for rhyming when he's so close to seeing his cock-eating fantasies actualized.
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Tintin: There's always time for a rhyme!

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Mudkip: The ham went "BLAM" on Sam I Am?
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Gremrat: Fine, fine:

Would you eat this lovely cock?
Would you eat it on a rock?
If you don't gulp it whole
I will ram you in the asshole.
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Mudkip: No I won't eat a cock,
On a clock or with a smock.
I do not like green eggs and cock,
Sam I Am.
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Sen: "Yes I will eat it!" said Sam I am. "I would eat it on a plane out the ass of a person quite lame.
I would eat it in a van or even a trash can!"
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Gremrat: ...

*ass rape*
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Sen: Ass rape? Is it a collective ass rape or did you have a target?
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Gremrat: I meant to rape Mudkip for not rhyming but you popped up between us, so you got caught in the rape crossfire.
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Sen: I was asking for it.
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Mudkip: I couldn't think of a good new name for sam I am that didn't rape my childhood any more...
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Mudkip: also, rape crossfire is extremely hot sounding
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Cat_Bountry: LOL @ the rhyming.
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Gremrat: Sen: LOL.
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Anonymous1: jesus fucking christ sam you've gone too far
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Anonymous2: I would not suck it in a hut,
I will not put it in your butt,
I do not like it Sam I Am,
I would only try it with some ham.

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