Anonymous5: I'd spank it, then just slip around on the mudbank for a while while she's tearing her hear out looking for me. I would be hero in Khalifohrnia.
Anonymous10: Like you guys said, I'd need to roll in the mud to sneak up on her, but once I get between those legs I don't care what the hell she does.
Gremrat: Amun-Ra: Your four-step method intrigues me. I assume you've authored an entire series on the subject of sexing Predator chicks? Where can I find more of your work? :3
Anonymous15: Remember guys, if you fuck her well enough, you could lay the foundation of peace between Predators and Humans!!!! LAY THE FOUNDATION...and the predator!
Anonymous17(11): There isn't a war with humans and predators par say simply that they like to hunt us and that due to our technological inferiority theres nothing we can do about it... besides those guys helped us build square pyramids and shit so we owe em >.>
Anonymous18: my steps for raping a female predator:
1,roll in mud to cover yourself from the mask sensors
2. arm yourself with a sniper
3.fire an elephant traquilizer from the sniper
4. you may need more than one, or a stronger tranquilizer
5. get extremely strong cables to bind the females arms and legs to prevent suicide or escape.
6.do whatever the fuck you want
WARNING: REMEMBER TO NOT GIVE IT A FACIAL!! IT HAS FANGS AND COULD RIP YOUR COCK RIGHT OFF!!!!!
try your best to prevent it from waking up, if it remembers what happens, it could result in intergalactic war!!
Anonymous19: Hate to break it to you guys...but I think she already spotted you staring at her ass...she seems to be looking right at you, after all...
Anonymous20: They're technically not allowed to hunt sentient species...only the bad bloods do that...the AVP movies are to be disregarded completely as far as info goes, considering how thye contradict everything already established...and they still see in infrared even with the mask off...
Anonymous21: They're allowed to do just about whatever the fuck they want, so long as it's sanctioned by their clan and they don't step outside the -wide- bounds of overall ruling of the species... which are really thought of as "guidelines" more often than not. Bad bloods piss off the clans more than they piss off the overall ruling, and overall ruling only really comes into play when there's species-wide conflict concerning all the yautja. AvP Arctic Bullshit didn't step outside canon (barring chestburster gestation period/drone development period), and the predator from Requiem was... arbitrator, I think it was called. Private Investigators/Cops/soldiers sort of yautja, the really old fuckers who've gotten -bored- with hunting. Badasses amongs badasses amongst badasses to every other species out there. Tl;dr, Steve Perry, Stephanie Perry, and more Darkhorse comics than I care to cite disagree with you, Anon22.
I'd hit it if it weren't for the fact that even if she was willing, she'd kill me before I finished by accident. They wrestle to see who leads, and females are generally stronger than males... who end up getting thrown across the bedroom and breaking bones more often than not.
Step 1: Drop any weapon you're carrying.
Step 2: Lay down chest flat on the ground.
Step 3: Hope it doesn't kill you.
Step 4a: It kills you, and you don't suffer as much 'cause you don't see it coming and you're an easy kill now.
Step 4b: It decides not to kill you and goes on its merry way to fuck someone else's shit up.
Step 5: Continue to exist.
Chupacabra555: Well, considering what the inside of a predator's mouth really looks like (Danny Glover's character in Predator 2 actually called it "Pussy Face" ^_^) I guess it could give you the world's best blow job, if you are into that kind of thing (and absolutely sure she won't snap it off afterwards to put in her trophy case ^_^).
Anonymous26: What you need to do in order to score with a Predator babe.
Step 1:Get a suitable melee weapon.
Step2:Find a few Aliens.
Step3a:Kill said Aliens.
Step3b:Be killed by said Aliens (you suck).
Step4:Bring her the heads of said Aliens.
Step5:????
Step6:Hot predator on human PROFIT!!!
1. All predators, save bad bloods, WILL NOT attack a human who's wielding a weapon of any kind.
2. The hiding in mud thing won't work. As anyone who watches Mythbusters knows, even OUR infared cameras can pierce a layer of cold mud after a few seconds when it heats up to your body temp.
3. Even if you managed to initiate sex with her, sex between predators often ends up with the male being beaten to a pulp. For those that don't know, predators are several times hardier than humans, capable of surviving falls that would shatter human legs. If she were to be concious at any point, you'd likely die.
All that aside, she's quite hot and I would very much like to hit it.
Anonymous38: Damn it, want, but know she'd kill me...even if she wanted me, would still kill me during mating (damn my puny human spine)...the way I see it, there are three options:
1) Kill so many xenomorphs that she'll be impressed and allow me to take the dominant position
2)Don powered armor and tread VERY carefully
3)ketamine-enough to knock out a bull elephant. Steel cable. Titanium struts and restraints. Fun time. RUN LIKE HELL!!!
Anonymous39(38): As an engineering student, I proffer this solution: don a re-enforced powered exoskeleton and tread lightly. Oh, and make sure you offer her a lovely bouquet of xenomorph heads to set the mood ;)
TheUnamedAnonymous: Very Hot & Very Nice. Needs more Female Predators. And Maybe PredatorXFemMarine, Predator(Female)XPredator(Male), PredatorXAlien(Female) and Others,
Anonymous46: Step 1: Kill a human
Step 2: Bring her the skull of the dead human
Step 3: Gain her trust (by any means necessary)
Step 4: PASSIONATE/HARDCORE SEX
Anonymous47: So everyone keeps mentioning how Predators pretty much beat the fuck out of eachother when they mate, but maaaaybe she would realize that a human wouldnt survive that....maybe?
SuperAnonymous: dat ain't no ass - it's a space station! dat ain't no ass - it's a space station! dat ain't no ass - it's a space station! dat ain't no ass - it's a space station! please dont kill me dat ain't no ass - it's a space station! dat ain't no ass - it's a space station! dat ain't no ass - it's a space station!
Anonymous52: sad part is you wouldn't even be able to fuck her, yautja mating consists of her choosing to mate with you, foreplay and then what can only be described as attempting to cling to her as you would a bull in a rodeo, while she violently attempts to buck you off of her with all her might, and if you cum first you lose, if you cum last you lose, in both cases she kicks the shit out of you, plus she could just kick the shit out of you for not satisfying her, you'd have to be a spartan or some shit to survive or even interest her in any way.
at least I'd die quickly if I did
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2) Sneak up behind her
3) ????
4) PROFIT!!!
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1,roll in mud to cover yourself from the mask sensors
2. arm yourself with a sniper
3.fire an elephant traquilizer from the sniper
4. you may need more than one, or a stronger tranquilizer
5. get extremely strong cables to bind the females arms and legs to prevent suicide or escape.
6.do whatever the fuck you want
WARNING: REMEMBER TO NOT GIVE IT A FACIAL!! IT HAS FANGS AND COULD RIP YOUR COCK RIGHT OFF!!!!!
try your best to prevent it from waking up, if it remembers what happens, it could result in intergalactic war!!
and we'd be screwed
I'd hit it if it weren't for the fact that even if she was willing, she'd kill me before I finished by accident. They wrestle to see who leads, and females are generally stronger than males... who end up getting thrown across the bedroom and breaking bones more often than not.
Step 1: Drop any weapon you're carrying.
Step 2: Lay down chest flat on the ground.
Step 3: Hope it doesn't kill you.
Step 4a: It kills you, and you don't suffer as much 'cause you don't see it coming and you're an easy kill now.
Step 4b: It decides not to kill you and goes on its merry way to fuck someone else's shit up.
Step 5: Continue to exist.
why cant all pics be this nice?
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I like it....
astrozerk04
Step 1:Get a suitable melee weapon.
Step2:Find a few Aliens.
Step3a:Kill said Aliens.
Step3b:Be killed by said Aliens (you suck).
Step4:Bring her the heads of said Aliens.
Step5:????
Step6:Hot predator on human PROFIT!!!
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1. All predators, save bad bloods, WILL NOT attack a human who's wielding a weapon of any kind.
2. The hiding in mud thing won't work. As anyone who watches Mythbusters knows, even OUR infared cameras can pierce a layer of cold mud after a few seconds when it heats up to your body temp.
3. Even if you managed to initiate sex with her, sex between predators often ends up with the male being beaten to a pulp. For those that don't know, predators are several times hardier than humans, capable of surviving falls that would shatter human legs. If she were to be concious at any point, you'd likely die.
All that aside, she's quite hot and I would very much like to hit it.
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1) Kill so many xenomorphs that she'll be impressed and allow me to take the dominant position
2)Don powered armor and tread VERY carefully
3)ketamine-enough to knock out a bull elephant. Steel cable. Titanium struts and restraints. Fun time. RUN LIKE HELL!!!
On.
Too bad.
AAAHHHHH.
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Thank god for viagra.
Step 2: Bring her the skull of the dead human
Step 3: Gain her trust (by any means necessary)
Step 4: PASSIONATE/HARDCORE SEX
THE END
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