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TagsFluttershy, Friendship_is_Magic, My_Little_Pony, Spike, cartoonlion
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bAv-R34: He just doesn't want to fuck her because there's a pair of balls underneath.
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bloodlordjm: no i think he doesnt want to fuck her because he just doesnt want to he kinda said that himself
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Anonymous1: She's throwing you a pity fuck, you ungrateful bastard, say thank you and take it!
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Faptacular: Nope, I'd turn down pity fucks on principle. Doesn't matter who the girl is. Not a road I'm willing to go down.

Besides, they have a tendency to fuck-up friendships.
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posted4you: Nah, he's just gay. GAY FOR RARITY, that is...
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DKblitz: This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fucking teamwork
What's your fave posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard
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ZB: ^Kay?
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spinel: I'm gonna ball you discreetly indeed
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Chef_Retardee: Take what you can get Spike, we all know rarity will never agree.
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Anonymous2: I don't think there's a number high enough to express Spike's current friend-zone level.
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lold00d: ^ You're just daring someone to spout some Vegeta, aren't you?
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uhnevermind: ^IT'S OVER 9000!!!
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Anonymous3: damn you straight to hell
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moximoore: DKblitz is Jack Black.


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