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Rat: ~(°3°)~ <(PoPcOrN!)
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Foppe: ...is that the "your resistance only makes my penis harder!"-horse?
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Lawyerdude: His dick is literally going to get dusted here.

GET IT? GET IT?
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Rat: I don't get it. :(
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Lawyerdude: Alright, if you played Super Metroid, you'll know when a Metroid attaches to someone, their bioenergy is drained, they turn into dust. Dusting someone's dick is another way to say killing someone.

Get it NOW?
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Amun-Ra: ... you lost me.
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Rat: I've not played much of Super Metroid (only so far that I got some upgraded rockets, I think) and that saying was new to me.

So yeah, I get it now.
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Anonymous1: Seems like it'd be worth it though.
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Sulacu: If you only think with your dick, even brainsuckers will get it wrong
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Anonymous2: ummmm....why is samus saying "must watch"? (*3*)
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Anonymous34Poster: Samus has a furryXmetroid fetish, that's why.
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Anonymous3(2): OH REALLY DJ KAT?
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Anonymous4: YES


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