Hentai_Incubus: There is a joke about something like this.
A man goes to the doctor with a prolapsed anus. The doctor asks "What happened?" The man replies "I got raped by an elephant." The doctor says "That's weird, I happen to know that elephants actually have pretty skinny penises." The man says "Well he fingered me first."
A man goes to the doctor with a prolapsed anus. The doctor asks "What happened?" The man replies "I got raped by an elephant." The doctor says "That's weird, I happen to know that elephants actually have pretty skinny penises." The man says "Well he fingered me first."