Rule 34

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UploaderDeadSoul,
TagsDryad, Dungeons_and_Dragons, mythology
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Anonymous1: right off the WotC website...
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Anonymous2: agree... get a monster manual, ull even see nymphs there lol
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Anonymous3: Not 34 at all; official artwork, right fucking off the WoTC site, you fucker. You fail it! (It is rule 34)
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Dagger: i would fuckin freak if i saw that out in the woods, kill it with a sawed off shotgun or something.

but they looked hot in Oblivion though...
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Mr_taco: i would hit it.
then i would burn it.
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Gremrat: I would burn it.
Then I would hit it.
Then I would wonder why my genitals were on fire.
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NukeDukem: Just imagine the noise that thing would make when sexing it. Like an old ass wooden floor. Needs some lubrication.
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Mr_taco: hmmmmmm lubrication?
*idea*
what about lighter fluid????
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NukeDukem: Just don't rub your stick againt her too fast! Hur dur. Ô_õ
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NukeDukem: against*

Damn, i need sum shitty typin spellcheckun in dis place.
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Mr_taco: it burns so good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mr_taco: ouch!!!!!!!!!
splinter!!!!!!!!!
die you wooden bitch!!!
*throws lighter*
(huge explosion)
[wood chunks flying everywhere]

O_o guess i used too much lighter fluid.
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Revolargin: You won't need a lighter. She'll ignite from the friction.
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Anonymous4: Got wood?
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960018: Why does she have breasts? It's not like WOOD have mammary glands, is it?
And I won't even talk about the belly button.

Also, I'd hit it. Like an axe on a tree.
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Anonymous5: I'd hit it, then I'd turn it into a double bass so I could play music on the corpse of a hot girl-thing.
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Anonymous6: Well, if it's staying someone add the Mythology tag.
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Anonymous7: 960018: Dryads are fey creatures, I think they raise families just like other creatures.


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