Anonymous6: Protip: Having a lightsaber battle butt naked with an erection can only lead to bad things. Unless you are using your penis as a metaphor for light sabers instead of using real ones. In which case have at it.
Anonymous7: Anon6: Please. When you're fighting alongside hotties like Natalie Portman, especially in form-fitting white suits... you have to learn how to lightsaber fight with a boner, dressed up or not.
Anonymous9: "My son, your place is here in the ice village. You know nothing of Hollywood and its ways."
"But Father, I have dreams and courage, and the name of an excellent cosmetic surgeon. Fear not, one day word will reach you of the success of me, the great Eskimo actor, Jennifer Love Hewitt."
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"But Father, I have dreams and courage, and the name of an excellent cosmetic surgeon. Fear not, one day word will reach you of the success of me, the great Eskimo actor, Jennifer Love Hewitt."