Anonymous5(3): Girls on the Internet is a fabrication created by THE MAN!
Hopelessly many teenagers and virgins cling to the idea that girls on the Internet exists, but the shameful fact is that they don't. Many of you might be saying, "But there is proof RIGHT HERE that girls on the Internet exists".
Tsk. Tsk. Oh you poor nieve fools. Here is how it is explained.
Example: Poor boy goes on a chat room and meets a "girl".
Poor boy: Hai.
Fake Girl: Hai I am a girl.
Poor boy: kekekeke leets have sex.
The truth is that the girl is NOT real at all. Don't believe any story you might here. The fact is that this isn't a girl. It's someone with a penis. End of story.
.. The daughter... No idea about the steroids and sheep... Though some sheep might have a penis... Steroids give you a smaller penis... But most bodybuilders compensate for that with a sock or two XP
wobbuvahi: Anonymous-8:
That's mostly true. However, there is a girl I'm friends with that does go on the internets, and is fairly cute. I'm certain this is just an error in the system, but still.
rubyflygon: my friend has Xbox360 live, and in "gears of war"... OMG if he down you, you can crouch by cliking the movement stick, it looks like he's raping you, but i LMAO (laughed my ass off)
Tintin: *sigh* Face it, gentlemen; the fairer sex was bound to eventually breach your nerdy citadels (4chan, paheal, etc.). Besides, why the fuck does anyone care about gender here? We don't have to look at each other (thank god). That said, OMG I IZ GURL 2. PARTY TEIM???
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And rape her.
Lesbian chivalry rocks.
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Also, I know quite a few girls on the Internet.
Which means I'm not looking up anymore...
Hopelessly many teenagers and virgins cling to the idea that girls on the Internet exists, but the shameful fact is that they don't. Many of you might be saying, "But there is proof RIGHT HERE that girls on the Internet exists".
Tsk. Tsk. Oh you poor nieve fools. Here is how it is explained.
Example: Poor boy goes on a chat room and meets a "girl".
Poor boy: Hai.
Fake Girl: Hai I am a girl.
Poor boy: kekekeke leets have sex.
The truth is that the girl is NOT real at all. Don't believe any story you might here. The fact is that this isn't a girl. It's someone with a penis. End of story.
It was truly shocking. I didn't know what was going on. I EVEN SAW THE ASTEROIDS COMING AND THE ALIEN SPACESHEEP BLOWING THINGS UP.
.. The daughter... No idea about the steroids and sheep... Though some sheep might have a penis... Steroids give you a smaller penis... But most bodybuilders compensate for that with a sock or two XP
Besides, a few of them I know in real life, although they mostly stick to MySpace and other sites like that.
Girls on the internet: yes
Girls on the internet that want to suck your cock: no
Girls on the internet confine themselves to Web 2.0
That's mostly true. However, there is a girl I'm friends with that does go on the internets, and is fairly cute. I'm certain this is just an error in the system, but still.
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....and who's the artist of this picture? Nezumi?
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Because that's just your luck.
Yes, you. Reading this. Cry and wank yourself chafe.
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Isn't that like 'neo-conservative pacifism'?
Tintin only has ONE breast? What happened to the other one? A bizarre gardening accident?
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