Rule 34

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UploaderMurkLoar,
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TagsAriel, Beerman, Miss_Nancy, Prince_Eric, The_Little_Mermaid
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Anonymous1: Oh dear...
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Anonymous2: Just ouch?
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Anonymous3: Mortal Kombat sized blood drops haha.
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Anonymous4: SNIP !!!
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ShutUp: Those aren't blood drops.
THEY'RE DEVELOPING VAGINAS
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Anonymous5: I think they're leeches
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Anonymous6: HEY!!! -- OUCH!!!
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Anonymous7(6): D:
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Anonymous8: "Dammit Ariel, not again!"
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Rat: He's taking it rather well...
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Anonymous9: THIS IS A LIE! ARIEL LOVES ANAL SEX!!! SHE NEEDS ANAL LIKE SHE NEEDS OXYGEN!!!!!
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Anonymous10: In before logically fallacious argument regarding fish not needing oxygen, when in fact they draw oxygen from the water around them. You have to admit, I win at failing.
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DaPerverto: Rat: I agree with you. If would be that him, i would be probably screaming instead just saying; Ouch.
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DaPerverto: Wait i mean: If i would be him. I need to get better at writing text without typos. D:
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Gremrat: Eric has obviously failed to read all the literature on the soulless evils of mermaids.

If they're not making you crash into a rock...
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Anonymous11: awwwwwwww dammmmmmmn
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Anonymous12: Princess Diana was ED by the paparazii
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Anonymous13(9): ARIEL WOULD NEVER DO THIS ARIEL LOVES ANAL SEX!!!!!!
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Amun-Ra: OH NO MAH DICK :0
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Anonymous14: ......I'm sorry...what?
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Anonymous15: FATALITY
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Anonymous16(9): THIS IS A LIE FROM REPUBLICANS ARIEL LOVES ANAL SEX AS MUCH AS SHE LOVES SOFT KITTENS
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Anonymous17: If that were my dick I'd be snatching the scissors and killing Ariel. Then I'd skin her and wear her flesh as a hideous Ariel suit. Hmmm... I wonder if Soemele takes requests...
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Anonymous18: "Ouch"? Is that all? :DDDDD
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Sycoslicer: FUCK dude thats disgusting. If that stupid bitch did that to me id cut her boobs off then shove a weedwacker up her ass and pussy and have it rip her to shreds from the inside out.
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Anonymous19: I thought sirens (harpy like things) made ships crash into rocks?
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Anonymous20(19): ANALITY!!!
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Anonymous21: Retard levels: OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!
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Amun-Ra: OH NO MAH DICK! :_;
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Rule34d: wtf
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Foppe: wtf...
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Anonymous22: gotta love the look on their faces and the snip.
I loled.
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Gremrat: Anon19: Sirens and mermaids are pretty close, their myths overlap a lot.
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Anonymous23: And the scissor said " SNIP !!!"
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Scrounge: Old porn is old. And also made of about a half-dozen kinds of fail. But mostly old.
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Anonymous24: FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!
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Anonymous25: ARIEL IS A CARING LOVING ANGEL THIS IS A LIE DON'T BELIEVE IT
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Anonymous26: this is a turn off
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Anonymous27: Anon23: Wonder what paper and rock says...
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Anonymous28: That is to Brutal. It is Raping my Childhood NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Krawczyk: sirens = singing
mermaids = boobyflash!
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Rule34d: Rat you'd take it well to... no coooock
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Linda_Kaioh: YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEESSS!!! ^___^
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Anonymous29: snip. :D
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Anonymous30: Wow! He took it like a man... Or maybe he did not notice something is missing. I know I would not only say "Ouch".
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Anonymous31(30): DIVIDED BY ZERO!
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lorik: He's been bobbited
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Beerman: An old one of mine ('95) seriously hacked by Miss Nancy. It was topical and funny at the time (remember Lorena Bobbit?) but I can't believe this is still floating around the 'net... make it go away!!!!!
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lorik: Nothing goes away on the net
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General_Vagueness: I hope you've learned your lesson and won't make fad 34 any more
also this really looks like guro to me, should it be tagged as such?
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Anonymous32: this looks shoopd
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ManWhore: GOD DAMN MERMAIDS!! I told you they were trouble!
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evilpika: Do you need "rescued" again ManWhore?
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ManWhore: Yes, please. p__p
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evilpika: Good, it's fun. *fellates*
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Anon322: ha ha...stubs
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ManWhore: I need to get into mermaid situations more often... ^///^
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evilpika: Well, you don't have to start out being menaced by mermaids.
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ManWhore: ... Awesome. That makes it way easier on my mental health. @__@;;
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Anonymous33: LOL the fucking calmness of her snipping his cock is amazing...XD
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evilpika: Good, I prefer relatively sane ManWhores. :D
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ManWhore: "Relatively" being the keyword.
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evilpika: You can't be too sane if you want to survive reality. *licks*
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ManWhore: Or Rule 34. *molests*
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Anon322: this footage is gold
[continues hiding]
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evilpika: Maybe we shouldn't get into full cyber sex in paheal's comments. You have AIM?
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evilpika: Oh, sorry 322. XD
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ManWhore: I got MSN, yo.
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evilpika: That works too. PM me it, plz.
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ManWhore: Gotcha. 8D
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Anon322: ehh night all...err morning
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ManWhore: Pleasant dreams~
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evilpika: Night 322. Pleasant dreams.
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Noka: You can PM people on here?!

Damnit, I wish I knew that!
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evilpika: Yeah, click their name and it'll take you to a PM option.
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Noka: Oh...yes, I see.

By the way, this picture disturbs me even more then that Home Alone one..
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Anon322: ....no sleep for me...bed stabed me
>_>
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ManWhore: Wut? D8
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Anon322: ....springed
not fun
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ManWhore: I bet 8T That sucks. And not in the good way.
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Anon322: ...not going to say where...
>_>
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ManWhore: Oh! o.o Oh my..
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Anon322: errr not there...
>///>
just to the left
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ManWhore: Ah... =w=;;
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Anonymous34: NOOOOOOOOOOOO this is a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous35: he is going fuck her pussy why she doing that him dick off

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