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samus: This is quite funny.
thies iez quait fuenni.
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UncleSpongeSmoke: wat
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Anonymous1: stfu samus
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Biggus__Dickus: So...would that last bit be an "ice beam headache"?
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HamSandwich: Where are the "Blowing shit up" and "Wiping out entire races" turn-ons?
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Anonymous2: Is it just me, or is there something wrong with the whole right side of the page in a "Sammy's taken too many hits to the helmet" sort of way?
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Anonymous3: Agreed anon 2. The only thing they got right was her birthplace, and considering what else they got wrong, I think that was just dumb luck.
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Anonymous4: The public hair ruins the sprite-- as it ruins everything.
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Anonymous5: public hair does ruins everything
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TyrannoRanger: Metroid actually came out on Famicom Disk System first.
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sinner_of_anarchy89: no you stfu anon 1 and leave Samus or else she'll blast you. You already know that she can blow up a planet and she even killed boba fett in death battle.
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Anonymous6: Going with those measurements given, 45px tall 20b 10w 20h And taking into account her height was given in an instruction booklet to be 6'3" (179cm)

That leaves her with a
B 31 (79cm)
W 15 (39cm)
H 31 (79cm)

Which Means when taking everything into account including weight... Samus is:
Literally flat as a board, most major bone groupings showing yet has a lean elongated musculature, reflected by daily activities...
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Anonymous7: Anon #6, thank you. Also, I'm disappointed that the maker/uploader didn't put "Favorite Place" as "It's all gone now".


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