Anonymous1: This image is so sexy it makes me want to write a Kesha song parody about it.
Tonight Garchomp's gonna FART, FART, FART, FART FART FART
He's stinking up the DARK, DARK, DARK, DARK DARK DARK
He's rippin it real FAR, FAR, FAR, FAR FAR FAR
You know he's gonna FART, we sniff it it's ART
We're jerking so we CUM, CUM, CUM, CUM CUM CUM
Till my cock is feeling NUMB, NUMB, NUMB, NUMB NUMB NUMB
I hope that Garchomps YOUNG, YOUNG, YOUNG, YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG
I like the stink og Garchomps FARTS, they blow his cheeks APART
Garchomp, stink it up
I forced my girlfriend to also sniff it up
My friends tell me to be serious
When the farts make brain cells DELIRIOUS
I got Garchomp's asshair on my tooth
I'm telling you I fapped to it in the voting booth
I've told my furry hoes, they better fart
Messing n' licking it down, sniffing air-poo's (FARTS)
Got that ass-gas in my eyes.
That booty ripped hard on all sides.
Farts making sick and satisfied.
So Garchomp better toot-oot-oot (LET'S TOOT)
Oops I already came and am suffering post-nut clarity I don't feel like writing anymore lyrics lolz.
Tonight Garchomp's gonna FART, FART, FART, FART FART FART
He's stinking up the DARK, DARK, DARK, DARK DARK DARK
He's rippin it real FAR, FAR, FAR, FAR FAR FAR
You know he's gonna FART, we sniff it it's ART
We're jerking so we CUM, CUM, CUM, CUM CUM CUM
Till my cock is feeling NUMB, NUMB, NUMB, NUMB NUMB NUMB
I hope that Garchomps YOUNG, YOUNG, YOUNG, YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG
I like the stink og Garchomps FARTS, they blow his cheeks APART
Garchomp, stink it up
I forced my girlfriend to also sniff it up
My friends tell me to be serious
When the farts make brain cells DELIRIOUS
I got Garchomp's asshair on my tooth
I'm telling you I fapped to it in the voting booth
I've told my furry hoes, they better fart
Messing n' licking it down, sniffing air-poo's (FARTS)
Got that ass-gas in my eyes.
That booty ripped hard on all sides.
Farts making sick and satisfied.
So Garchomp better toot-oot-oot (LET'S TOOT)
Oops I already came and am suffering post-nut clarity I don't feel like writing anymore lyrics lolz.