Anonymous2: "Here we can see a prime example of the common Equestian unicorn (unicornu equestriae) during one of their prefered activities: Performing oral sex. Despite her tears, we can assume she is enjoying it at least as much as the subject of her ministrations. At the time of filming, we have dubbed this specimen "Twilight Suckle". Hello, Twilight.
Luckily, Equestrian unicorns have rather smallish, dull horns, making oral intercourse much less of a health hazard for their partners, especially non-pony ones. Interviews with one of- according to some sources, the only- dragon resident of Ponyville, Equestrian unicorns show interest in phallic shapes earlier than any other pony type. We can attribute this natural curiosity to their posession of one right in their forelock. Many of them also seem willing to experiment and gather new impressions regularly, which also translates into their varied choice of mating partners. A different theory was put forward by a local farmer, who wished to remain anonymous: "Them unicorns 's a buncha horny sluts!" we cannot yet verify her assertion.
Tune in next week to "Wild Wild Equestria" for the special edition: "Candy Vag and you!"
TwoWhiteSocks: Hopefully Anon2 will explore the issue of mental health in Equestria and the terrible toll of unrequited love for small woodland creatures as he delves into the condition known informally as "Fluttershychosis"*.
*ref: MLP Season 1 finale episode, "Best Night Ever" (watch it, it is legendary)
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Luckily, Equestrian unicorns have rather smallish, dull horns, making oral intercourse much less of a health hazard for their partners, especially non-pony ones. Interviews with one of- according to some sources, the only- dragon resident of Ponyville, Equestrian unicorns show interest in phallic shapes earlier than any other pony type. We can attribute this natural curiosity to their posession of one right in their forelock. Many of them also seem willing to experiment and gather new impressions regularly, which also translates into their varied choice of mating partners. A different theory was put forward by a local farmer, who wished to remain anonymous: "Them unicorns 's a buncha horny sluts!" we cannot yet verify her assertion.
Tune in next week to "Wild Wild Equestria" for the special edition: "Candy Vag and you!"
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*ref: MLP Season 1 finale episode, "Best Night Ever" (watch it, it is legendary)
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