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UploaderKharnov,
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TagsGoomba, Mario, Piranha_Plant, Super_Mario_Bros., comic
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Anonymous1: HE STOMPED ON THE LITTLE COCK, ALL IT WAS DOING WAS SINGING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME! D:
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Anonymous2: That parade of jolly dancing cocks are going to give me SOME nightmares. I don't really need this so soon after getting Super Mario Galaxy.
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Gremrat: My best translation, considering I'm not familiar with Mario, but I think kuribou is the Japanese word for goomba (remember to read right-to-left):

Panel One:
Off-panel: Kuribou, kuribou
Mario: Huh?

Panel Two:
Mario: What the hell??

Panel Three:
Kuribou: We're kuribous!
Mario: WHAAAAT!!? THESE ARE KURIBOUS?!!

Panel Four:
Mario: The kuribou I know doesn't look anything like you!
Kuribou: I am a kuribou! The little girl has grown up!

Panel Five:
Mario: YOU'RE BETTER OFF FACEDOWN!! (This one was hard to translate, I could be wrong...)
Kuribou: *screams*

Panel Six:
Female Kuribou (note the vagina): *smitten* He has so many spots...
Mario: What was that now!?
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Serious_Business: Piranha Plant =/= Goomba, for Panel 6.
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Gremrat: arse, thank-you. I just noticed the vagina >__>
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Anonymous3(2): Oh my god, that Piranha Plant really is a vagina... sweet christ, what is wrong with you, Japan?


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