Anonymous1: Ah, there's an interesting story behind my penis. In 1957, I remember it was, I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three: medium brown. That's when I....
Anonymous2: ...grabbed my walking hat from the hatstand, we all wore hats back in those days, had to, it was the law, 3 days in jail, and by that time...
Anonymous4: ... I thought of a way to wear boots without always tieing and untieing them, for I was always the last one of my platoon getting dressed, you see, that was also the very same day that I ...
Anonymous5: went to the store, except in those days it was called a shop, There is a very interesting story behind why the name changed, it all began...
imaajfpstnfo: ... in the 90's, those of the century that is before the one with the current 90's, 1890, that is, back when football players used to wear funny leather helmets, that's why ...
Anonymous6(1): ... I owned the very first leather-made car. Not may people know this, but some German sold it to me. If I remember correctly, Randolf Hilter was his name. So Randolf told me that...
Anonymous7: ... he had managed to get leather from the dodo birds. You see there were so many around the world and we started killing them for their leather. Naturally they fought back and we almost lost the war if it wasn't for the help of...
Anonymous9(1): recite the entire Fifth Amendment. Birds can talk back by then. They used to vote as well! Anyway, where were we? Ah right, the story of my toast. Well, after I toasted my bread, I smeared butter to it. My good pal Jacob made it for me! Oh boy.. Jacob was a weird one. He didn't had any electricity and kept on churning butter all day long! One day, he...
FAR: ... Started to masturbate. Masturbation was illegal back then you see. You get 4-5 years in prison for doing it in public 15 for doing it with another man. And this is how...
mabiniss1: ....THE END? Back when Disney was still an Antisemite, the phrase "THE END" was always used at the end of old cartoons. I remember one time I saw a cartoon that was drawn by good 'ol Walt himself, it was called "Cum On Willie!" It was the sequel to "Steamboat Willie" before sequels were stupid, it was about a gay mouse who had....
Anonymous14: ....long johns and a bad eating habit has that was the style for gays back then and when people were lining up to be shaved which also brings me to an interesting story back in 1952 when....
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Well there's an interesting story behind my penis, you see. In 1957, I remember it was...