AI fakes are not allowed.
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Anonymous1: Wat
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Anonymous2: MINDWARP
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Anonymous3: Goddammit, we need Portals IRL.
Admit it, if it was actually possible, you'd give yourself a blowjob/lick yourself. At i least i would...
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Anonymous4: I'm pretty sure if you analyze this long enough you'll realize how this is impossible.
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AnOniMouse: Needs a translation. I think the first bubble is 'The enrichment centre would like to remind you that equipment is only to be used in accordance with test protocols. Please stop using the equipment outside of test protocols.' the the second one is some crazy shit about porn and not suitable for viewing and fines for Aperture Science to pay or something.
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Anonymous5: at anon4. ya.it is impossible.but ill let them figure out how
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Xelaaredn: Actually, it's not impossible, this is in fact completely plausible seeing as she has a dick and not a vagina. S'he is fucking her own ass.
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Anonymous6: Portals cannot move relative to each other...
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Xelaaredn: The platform the portal is on can move. The valve next to her controls the hydraulics of the platform with the orange portal. The portal just can't ENTER the other portal. This is completely logical.
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Anonymous7: no it isn't, she has a dick.
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Anonymous8: portals cease to exist on moving objects.
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Anonymous9: THAT FACE D:
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Xelaaredn: I beg to differ, there is a point in the game itself where you can place a portal on a platofrm like s/he has that then moves to a different position later. The portal does not go away while moving, therefore your "fact" is incorrect.
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Anonymous10: The second bubble say

-While negatively influencing the concentration rate of the present observers, we inform that your show is recorded and diffused in the framework defined by the financing commitee of Aperture science

sorry if there's grammar fault, english is not my native language
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Locke: Except the portal does go away.
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Anonymous11: Play portal 2, portals don't disappear when moving anymore.
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Anonymous12: anon11: Yes they fucking do. Why do people seem to think that Portals can exist on a surface that is currently moving? At no point in either game is it possible for a Portal to exist on a currently-moving surface.
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Anonymous13: Anon12 when destroying the nerotoxin generator
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Anonymous14: anon 13 is right, anon 12. You need to move the platform to cut the tubes with the lasers
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Anonymous15: Wait, why are we thinking?! This is a porn website, not a fucking forum!
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Anonymous16: You're all arguing about how it's impossible for portals to exist on a moving surface...yet portals don't exist period, so just stop :/ Also Anon 3, I'm a dude but I totally would do that.
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Anonymous17(12): Ah shit, you're right anon13. Fuck. My bad. Sorry for snapping!
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Anonymous18: Close call, Anon 17. I was almost left with these horrifically negative thoughts about you.
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Anonymous19: How did she get in? How does she get out?
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Anonymous20: stop killing catgirls!!
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Neige: Aww people uploading images without posting source :/ Is that really difficult? :o

(And is that important that portal can or can't be used on moving plateformes? ^^')
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Anonymous21: The best I could do translate this with proper grammar follows:

The Enrichment Center informs you that any use of Aperture Science Mobile Platforms should be in accordance with testing protocols.  This is not a use in that is accordance with testing protocols.

This only negatively influences the rate of concentration of the various observers.  We inform you that your performance does not comply and maybe filmed, recorded, and disseminated within the framework defined by the committee responsible for funding of Aperture Science.
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Anonymous22: ...and now the internet has fulfilled my expectations.
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Anonymous23: sv_allow_mobile_portals 1 is what you're looking for.
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Anonymous24: I just wanna know how she's fucking her own ass. Is she just lying there? Pretty sure the required thrusting action would prevent any actual fucking...


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