Dear Princess,
It’s been a couple days since I last kidnapped you and I was wondering if you’re still thinking about me. I’ve been thinking about you :) The way you play hard to get and give me attitude really gets me into a particular mood. I just know that inside you are desperately attracted to me so I’m sending you a picture that I know will finally end your little ruse. You silly sneaky Princess <3 Enjoy, Peach Dearest ;)
<To: princesspeach.toadstool@mushroomkingdom.gov>
<Date: Monday May 31, XOXO, 2:52AM>
Dear Princess,
It’s been a couple days since I last kidnapped you and I was wondering if you’re still thinking about me. I’ve been thinking about you :) The way you play hard to get and give me attitude really gets me into a particular mood. I just know that inside you are desperately attracted to me so I’m sending you a picture that I know will finally end your little ruse. You silly sneaky Princess <3 Enjoy, Peach Dearest ;)
The object of your lusty affection,
King Bowser Koopa
PS: Don’t share this with anyone >:[