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niegoL: Sparrow delivers!! :O
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ivyna: awesome! sexy blue alien loli
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Anonymous1: Ha ha, under 40...
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xGimpyx: Nice one, Sparrow. Also, before anybody questions why a 40-year-old looks 13, asari bodies develop slower than normal.
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Anonymous2: It was only a matter of time.
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Anonymous3: haha perfection takes time \:0 *kaboom* (brain damage)
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Anonymous4: i love you sparrow
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Anonymous5: I'd like to seem some screencaps from this, but Sparrow is currently the man in my book.
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Anonymous6: HAA!!!

fuckin epic.
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Sonimon: He misspelt "available." Can't fukken' unsee.
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Anonymous7: underage asari right on the front cover? balls of steel!
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Anonymous8: 50 CREDITS?! What a bullshit! Fornax was for 4 credits, haha!
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Anonymous9: Fornax was legal.
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Vicarious_Reality: Wow
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Anonymous10: The Hanar featured in Fornax was a Milf, Anon 9. This Asari is obviously underage. I mean... look at her! She must be in her 40's or something...
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Anonymous11: @anon 7

It's Omega. There is no government.
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Anonymous12: @Sonimon "Mispelt" isn't a word, dumbass.
If you're going to correct someone, do it right.
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Anonymous13: @anon 12 you're a fucking idiot, if you're going to correct someone correcting another person do it right and read the fucking comment before you start correcting it. Dumbass.
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Anonymous14(13): LoL "availabe"
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Anonymous15: Anon 12 your a fucking idiot and a douchebag if your going to correct someone who's correcting someone who's correcting another person do it right!! ok i admit i just wanted to be apart of it i'm a bad person :(
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Anonymous16: Anon15, you're not a bad person. If you were, you would have commented on the oh-so-delicious loli. Mmmm, loli.
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Astute_Anon: mmm. I love loli's under 40.
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Astute_Anon: Oh, and since this is the future, the magazines are probably holograms
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Anonymous17: I dont like loli's, too close to child porn, but i like this for some reason.
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Anonymous18: anon 15 your a fucking idiot if your going to correct someone correcting another person do it right and add more fucking insults you retard
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korblborp: anon12, go look in a dictionary, please. you'll find that YOU'VE misspelt it by dropping an s.
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Anonymous19: LOL under 40 i guess thats under age for a Asari
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DexxxtroDNA: Liara's 50ish in Mass Effect 1. So this ain't so bad, right? 50 credits and misspelling can be explained by the magazine's illegality everywhere except Aria, and since the magazine doesn't include pictures of Aria getting fucked, it's legal. There canon all fixed.
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Anonymous20: No, Liara is almost 100 years old in mass effect.
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Anonymous21: Liara is "almost 106, barely an adult" in ME1.
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Anonymous22: Worth every credit.
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Anonymous23: If we estimate that 100 is the Asari equivalent to 18, we must divide 100 by 18 to get an equivalent for one year for an Asari. Then take that number (5. infinite 5s) and see how many times it takes to get to 40 or just under it. The answer is 7 times, getting us 38. infinite 8s. This Asari is about 38 years old, making her 7 in Asari years.
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Anonymous24: @anon23 ... wat
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Thoma: @anon23 right, but they probably don't age the same way we do... their body may stay childish longer, but reach a relatively adult state soon after the first years
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moloxix: Too old.
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Anonymous25: lol, if her dad was salarian he would already be dead of old age.

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