Rule 34

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warrior: Great work -8!
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Anonymous1: Wow....
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Darkman: "Step 2: After insertion. Gently begin thrusting in and out...."
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MrAnon: That better be fucking instructions.
Cause to have a hard on and still adventure and beat up enemies, talk about skill.
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warrior: He found the dungeon map for her vagina.
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anomalous: So much for her organs.
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PornLantern: "Dear Link, by the time you read this I'll have impaled myself on your cock. Saria"
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Anonymous2: why do it say -8 under his balls?
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Anonymous3: artist
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deuce: ^ Maybe she's losing HP?
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Anonymous4: mm... nice belt
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Anonymous5: This reminds me of "It always suck refolding the kind of map needed when I get stuck where the sun don't shine" from that song by The Blood Hound Gang.
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Anonymous6: PornLantern, I laughed.
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ThunderFap: -8 always makes the best emotions
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Sparckle257: Feature
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CaptainFantastic: "Dear Link,

DAMN IT, I TOLD YOU IT WOULDN'T FIT!

Love, Saria"
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Sonimon: "Maybe I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque..."
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Killamajig: "...huh, says here I only need to call a doctor after four hours...I guess this is what's supposed to be happening, then."
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Anonymous7: i wish more Legend of Zelda would be featured
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Anonymous8: I wish. It's machine code.
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Anonymous9: coolest belt ever + ship prow adornment. can't be too comfortable for her though...but I wouldn't know.

ok I soooo would, I've been worn like a belt before. (Imagirl)
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Anonymous10: Coolest belt ever and ship prow adornment. Can't be too comfortable for her though... But I wouldn't know.

OK I soooo would, I've been worn like a belt before. (Imaguy)
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Anonymous11: This can't be healthy.
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Anonymous12: Instructions for the new Item
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Maruki: That is just...wrong.
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Anonymous13: feature this. please.
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Anonymous14: "Hi Billy Mays here for the strap on loli! Any cock big or small, strap on loli pleases them all!"
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Anonymous15: Lol I got a good one you guise "Dear Link, by the time you read this I'll have impaled myself on your cock. Saria"
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Doc_Klu: And thus Link solved the problem of never finding body armor nor a cock warmer as a dungeon item.
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HbA: Lol @ Anon13, I read that in his voice too
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Anonymous16: Wow, can I be Saria please? :D
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AnonAgain: I promised I wouldn't do this but... *Fangirl squee*
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Anonymous17: you opened a chest and found "fuck belt"!! da da duh
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UglyNarcissist: I find this fucking hilarious, if unfappable.
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Anonymous18: Anon 13 wins 15 internets.
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Anonymous19: Who's -8
where is his homepage ???
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Anonymous20: That's one way to keep your girlfriend from cheating and for the lady's a way to keep your boyfriend from cheating too.
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Anonymous21: where do i get that tunic?
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Anonymous22: I love readin the comments, soo funny if not unfappable
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Gannondorf: "Now then, this thing says the cinnabon is around here somehwere. But where?"
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Anonymous23: best picture on paheal
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Anonymous24: Random thought is random, but...

Note: "Dear Link. You have beaten Ganon and saved the world. I have sent you a new outfit. Love, Saria"
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Anonymous25: 13.... Anon 13 you win.
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Anonymous26: Saria is like ' Holy Goddesses! I need more!!'
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PwnFrnzy: Anon 13 wins an Internet.
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Anonymous27: anon13...have yourself a goddamn cookie.
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Anonymous28: joystick
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Anonymous29: Ah.... the Saria Cock sheath, love it
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Anonymous30(29): Great for those times when you have a raging boner but no time to rub one out
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Anonymous31: Someone Needs to make an animation of this.
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Anonymous32: Saria won't be a sage anytime soon
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Anonymous33: all Link needs is a little cock warmer lol


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