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JWN926: So this is what pilots do when they get bored huh?
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Anonymous1: Create censorbars over skycocks?
Yeah. Especially over Japan.
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Anonymous2: I'm gonna print this out and put it on my wall, just because no one will get it.
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Titanium: Subtle porn feature!
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jaycro: Oh mah gawd a full on penis cloud its........ its so beautiful
*sobs what does it mean
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duckpenisexpert: Nice. =3
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ThatsAkoolStoryBro: when is that darn thing gonna set?!
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Anonymous3: The plane is circumcising the cloud penis.
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SD40-2: Is that...god penis? O_O'
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MrAnon: When the clouds aline just right.
Quite the phenomina you captured, who ever took the pic of this.
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Anonymous4: NO EXEPTIONS.
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Anonymous5: this got a feature??? ................<_< >____!@*#*$
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Anonymous6: penis could that is also cumming
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Anonymous7: I saw a real penis could once. I rushed into the house to get my camera but by the time I got back it already re-shaped itself into nothing. 0n0
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Anonymous8: Its raining men?
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Angel-A: Is there anything more arousing than clouds?
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Freako: Cockloud.
mmhmmmn.
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Anonymous9: ART!
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Anonymous10: Fucking hotshot pilots. Always ruining my cloudporn. -_-*
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SmokinGunMP5: LOL. Mushroom Cloud.
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Anonymous11: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like censor bars, I could really use a dick right now a dick right now.....
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Anonymous12: cloud penis
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Anonymous13: Mara's in His Heaven; All's Right With the World.
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Anonymous14: It's obviously a Chinese missile.
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SlippyTheToad: It's a double ra- wait wait wait wut?!
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Anonymous15: hahaha
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Anonymous16: austyn_spoiled_brat_16@
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Anonymous17(2): And on the other end of cock cloud, there is God Goatse. >>47298
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Anonymous18: When you see it, you'll shit bricks.
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Anonymous19: This is fucking heaven!
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Anonymous20: Stevie Wonder: There's a penis in the sky, for our love!
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Anonymous21: People please!

This is clearly a machamp
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Anonymous22: "This is fucking heaven!"

Yeah, if you're a fag
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Anonymous23: I love this.
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Anonymous24: This is such a beautiful sun set, I don't see why this is a feature, oh I see what you did there.
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FalconLunch: I am reminded of the trailer for "I love you Phillip Morris." The kid sees a cock in the clouds.
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Anonymous25(21): my friend here(anon18), he loves the cock
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549: Wow
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Anonymous26: So that's what the "missile launch" off the California coast was.
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Anonymous27: It looks like a huge... Johnson!

Johnson: Yes sir?
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duckpenisexpert: *high fives anon19* XD Win. I love that song.
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Anonymous28: That's a mighty fine penis :3 It looks good enough to ride!
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ChillyJerry: this is what happens when god gets horney...
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Anonymous29: Oh god you can pretty much put anything on this website can you?
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Anonymous30: PENIS! PENIS! PENIS!
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anon0: bah this isn't subtle, and futurama should have remained a little longer, I are disappoint
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khaibaal: looks like god's here to fuck us!
i guess after doing it metaphorically for so long he got a little bored.
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Anonymous31: these days the imagination of people have make no fuckin sense
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Anonymous32(31): wow......idiots and the like rule the internet now
internet really ruined everything :P
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Anonymous33: Breathtaking.
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AsylumTeaparty: It's Leslie Nielsen sending us a sign.
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Anonymous34: To the cloud
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Dagg: lol, cool.
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Anonymous35: lol, cloud
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Anonymous36: i swear i saw this somewhere not related to porn
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Kagato: I had sex with a cloud once... it was epic.
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Anonymous37(2): For more semi subtle porn
>>543844
>>321606
>>25
>>269427
>>418780
>>568951
>>571286
>>99043

Buzz and Alf are both on there because they are examples of accidental 34 by the creators
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Anonymous38: clearly 'not' photoshopped XD
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Anonymous39: I'm not sure I understand. Where's the porn?
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Anonymous40: Thats no moon.
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CaptainAwesome: win
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Anonymous41(2): Would be even better if the sun was setting on the bottom right side of the picture.
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Anonymous42: "And on the Seventh Day...God went SKEET SKEET SKEET!"
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Anonymous43(21): Rule34 staff really needs to add features that let us delete our pix now!
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ed-and-george: LOL Anon 38! Very much win!
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Ensse: @Hentai-Sweetie: Lolwut?

@Anon25: +5 Interwebz for the Austin Powers reference.
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Anonymous44: Reminds me of the Great Dick in the Sky from DR. Tran.
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MR: Remember who you are! You are my son!
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nogard0: i see it as a lady with breasts forward and bare torso amd arms swept back..
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Anonymous45(21): Agreed anon41!
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Anonymous46: Just when i thought i was done with penis FOREVER i looked up and i was mortified.
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Anonymous47: How is this porn........what.....holy shit the sky is going cum on all of us guys wrap yourselves in plastic ,hot girls...just stay outside for a bit......
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Anonymous48: this is actually really beautiful
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Anonymous49: Actually a fail, but the pic is epic.
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Anonymous50: The Great dick in the sky!
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ShagsterP: I'm more concerned about that pilot turning an entire commercial airliner at a 90 degree angle. Must be hell in there for the passengers.
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Anonymous51: i agree with anon 29 but wtf is wrong with anon 30
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Malus_X: Psh. It's Galactus' dick. Nothing to worry about.
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chaos-ad: lol but siriously do we actually all these adds? i cant go on a single fucking pic without one. quit selling out R34. and im registered! i think everyone can agree these ads are out of control
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Anonymous52: at Anon21 yeah or female idiot.

U hate ur own body parts that much btw?
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Titanium: Anon7, 13, and SmokinGunMP5 - You made me lol

Anon41 - Go bitch to Shish. I can't do shit about it.

Chaos-ad - Um, the ads have not changed for over a year. Learn to use AdBlock.
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Anonymous53: *slice* cloud- "OMFG MAH PENIS!!!!! WTF ASSHOLE!!!!"
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Anonymous54: well i think we all know what snow is now XD
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QuackMcFap: @Anon35: Upon seeing >>321606, I felt compelled to verify its authenticity. It is authentic.
Upon doing so, however I stumbled upon something else. Whether it's a continuation of the one you linked to, or simply another blowjob for Team Earth, I cannot say, but here it is for you to judge for yourself.
>>574242
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Anonymous55: Does MrAnon think this is a real photograph?
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Anonymous56: wow....people think this is real....it's obviously painted
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Anonymous57: "How is this porn........what.....holy shit the sky is going cum on all of us guys wrap yourselves in plastic ,hot girls...just stay outside for a bit......"

what about the gay guys and girls? gay guys would wanna be cummed on by a giant dick most likely, while gay girls would rather not... you're an inconsiderate ass.

also, is that an airliner jet flying sideways?

THOSE POOR PASSENGERS! D:
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Anonymous58(57): yes, lets thank god for everything, for his blessings are raining down upon me... wait, thats not rain!
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Anonymous59: Reminds me of disney
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Anonymous60: my new desktop background ...
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Anonymous61: Amazingly fantabulous!
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Witchan: Epic.
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Dr-Cane: this remind me on of those awesome tracks from Pink Floyd, Comfortably Numb
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Witchan: @Qingling: Go kill yourself, you imposter troll. The mods confirmed that me and Qinglong aren't the same person and some basement-dwelling loser like you are trying to bring back this "same person" bullshit. Get a life.
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Witchan: ^

No, we're not and besides, "Witchan" is my only legitimate account, anyway.
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Anonymous62: Hurr Witchan talking about trolling
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Witchan: ^

No, I'm not, you idiot. This topic was going pretty decent until an idiotic user like Qingling shows up and ruined it just because he's trying to bring up this "same person" bullshit despite seeing the mods confirmation a few months ago and if anyone's currently trolling, it's Qingling.
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Weruuyo: ^
Win.
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Anonymous63(62): Failchan, being a retarded faggot feeding the trolls doesn't realize he is worse than the trolls
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Anonymous64: take about 5 dozen eggs
put them in a bowl
mix the FUCK out of them
and what do U get
PENNNNNIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Anonymous65: So the cinnamon bun from Dr.Tran was right!...There really is a big dick in the sky! 0o0
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Anonymous66: ANON62 WINS SO FUCKING HARRDDDD
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Pointing_Out_Why_You_Suck: And then Witchan came along, and the world was drama, because Witchan does not know how to lurk.
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Anonymous67: Let it snow. Let it snow. Let in snow.
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ZIGEBUGEDUG: That is some funny ass shit!!!!!
;P
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Anonymous68: Anon20...I'm going to kill your Mewtwo...you may have leveled it up from lvl 13, but I'm cumming for you
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Anonymous69: Fucken sky , i never noticed its was such a dick .....
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Anonymous70: New meaning to joining the mile high club.
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Anonymous71: Cumulo Phallus!
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Witchan: @Pointing_Out_Why_You_Suck: Wow, and this is coming from the same retard that thinks me and Qinglong are the same person despite reading the mods confirmation and I think it's funny that this is coming from a guy that has a verbally assaulted username while telling me I'm causing enough drama and not lurking and I guess you would rather side with douchebags such as Qingling and other users/anons who causes more drama than any other user/anon in this site. No wonder the mods didn't featured this image long enough just because idiots like Qingling are trying to ruin most topics and you'd pretend that he didn't start the drama just because he was dissing me

And you think it's ok for other users/anons to start much drama without insulting them, instead, you think I'd automatically start much drama just because I was trying to make most topics like this neutral and you'd to insult me for no reason. Fucking hypocrite.

Go kill yourself.
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Anonymous72: All the baby snowcones got together and called upon the great dick in the sky to punish the angry cinnamon bun.

Now go back to bed.
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Anonymous73:
mfw The Dig


0_o
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Anonymous74: You ever just look up at the sky and wonder...
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Princess_Zelda: Wait, why is this here? It's just the sky. I guess I could use it as my desktop background......oh, NOW I see it
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Anonymous75: I met a lady once, she was a slut and died, then she went to that huge dick in the sky

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