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Anonymous1: What the fuckin' hell is a Kappa?
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CM672: Japanese monster, you don't want to know the specifics, trust me.
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sgf: They have a hollow head, they need water in it to survive. This one apparently needs cum to survive. Oh yeah, if you tip them over, they die and dry up at the same time.
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-jack: ill tell him anyway. basically, its a TMNT that sucks some soul ball or something out your ass. it has a lily pad on its head filled with water and if u bow really low, it will bow, spill its water, get stuck in the position, realize its fucked, and remains in said position til u fill the water back. after that it pretty much HAS to become your servant (or slave) cause u showed it mercy. and they REALLY REALLY love cucumbers.
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-jack: i thin k i know where the hole in its head came from....
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-jack: think*
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FalconLunch: "Came" is the key word in Jacks sentence there.
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Anonymous2: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_%28folklore%29
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Anonymous3: -jack they dont suck sour balls form your ass the legend says they suck your soul out of your ass.....these days an ex wife can get that in the settlement
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Anonymous4: @Anon3
He said soul.
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fistmaster: Sucking sour balls out of someone's ass is funnier.


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