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Anonymous1: This one got me thinking, would a Slowpoke evolve differently if the Shellder attached to its cock and not its tail? Some other pictures on here imply it would still be a Slowbro, just with the spiral shell on the front. I see it differently and think it would become another branch evolution. Let’s call it a “Slowdude”. Modeled a bit after beach bodybuilders it would have the same vacant expression as a Slowpoke/Slowbro except with 6-pack abs and a much smaller tail. Maybe even a yellowish splotch of color on its head mimicking blond hair and similar to what Galar Slowpokes have on their head, just smaller. In evolution most of the mass from the tail will have shifted into the cock, which is very pronounced (big) and the Shellder will have shifted into a huge cock ring. The Slowdude is almost always hard due to the difficulty of dragging around a huge cock ring on a flaccid dick. Because of this it can usually be found around groups of different females and is often trying to impress them and keep itself hard. Since most of its blood goes to its cock, the Slowdude is not very bright and can be very slow in thinking much like most of the other Slow- Porkyman.