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Anonymous1: This is smurfing hot! I smufed
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Anonymous2: What the smurf? That is the smurfiest smurf I've ever smurfed! I'd love to smurf her all night long!
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Anonymous3: SMURFING HAT! Moar, I say!
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Anonymous4: smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf
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Gremrat: I want her smurfside me.
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Anonymous5: So, does she lay eggs?
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Anonymous6: Smurfs don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a fucking beard! They're mammals!
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Anonymous7: She's obviously a mammal.
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An_Onymous: There are mammals that lay eggs, and non-mammals with hair. Plus, there's the little detail that SMURFS ARE FANTASY CREATURES.
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NintFJr: But they exhibit characteristics consistent with insect behavior, how one female services an entire colony of males.
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Tintin: THEY ARE?!? Shoot, I bet that means when you boil them they don't turn to gold, either.
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Tintin: NintF Jr: That's an interesting point...
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Anonymous8: Actually, Smurfette was an experiment by Gargamel that went wrong.
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Anonymous9(6): What do you mean wrong? Looks like a success to me.
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An_Onymous: A colony with one female and ass-tons of males is not actually an observed pattern in social insects, IIRC. What one usually sees is:
A) One reproductive female with a harem of males (drones) and a great number of sterile females (workers); this is a common pattern in hymenopterans.
B) Several reproductives of either sex, and a large number of steriles of either sex; this is common in termites.
There are also mammals that exhibit social organization like that of social insects, e.g. naked mole rats. These largely follow pattern A.
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An_Onymous: Correction: Naked mole rats don't quite follow pattern A. There is generally a single reproductive female, but the steriles can be either sex.
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Tintin: Naked more rats are freaky creatures.
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Anonymous10: Holy Smurf!

She's smurfing smurftastic!
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Anonymous11: I'd smurf her all smurfin night long.
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Cat_Bountry: WHAT THE SMURF?

Good Smurf porn?

It's more smurfy than you'd smurf.
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Anonymous12: I'd always thought that smurfs reproduce via spores. Keep in mind Smurfette was an experiment created by Gargamel.
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Anonymous13: Smurfest smurfette evaaa!
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Anonymous14: Smurf, I'd love to smurf out her smurf and then smurf her in the smurfgina and the smurfhole all night long.
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ZeroXDash: That's severely hittable
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Anonymous15: Smurftastic.
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Anonymous16: I'd boil her and turn her into gold.
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Anonymous17: i smurfed
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Anonymous18: I'd smurf her. With my smurf. And my dick.
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Loki: ...I think I love you for knowing your bugs, An Onymous.
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Anonymous19: What is a smurf? a smurfable little pile of smurfs.
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Anonymous20: An Onymous is an obvious retard.
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Anonymous21: No, An Onymous knows more than you, and you feel threatened by that. Get a college education, and then you'll be just as smart (if your mind hasn't already been irreparably damaged by 4chan yet)
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evilpika: I think anon20 wishes for large amounts of pain.
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Anonymous23: An Onymous we are here to fap not to learn.
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Anonymous24(23): An Onymous we are here to fap not to get lessons
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Anonymous25: You fucking people fail for not getting the venture brothers reference.

also, this makes my smurf hard. I'd like to smurf her right in the smurf!
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Shock_Headed_Penor: So smurfs are a kind of homunculus? The only way for them to come into existance is through magical means?
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Anonymous26: An Onymous, heheh, you said 'hymen'.
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Anonymous27: And now i know...
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Anonymous28: anon 20 is either part of the Klan or of Border Patrol....and either way he needs to die.
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Anonymous29: smurf yeah
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Anonymous30: just waked it so hard
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Anonymous31(30): damn im hard for her
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Anonymous32: stop saying smurf or I'm going to FsmurfCK you
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Anonymous33: I smurfed
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Anonymous34: Smurfy Smurf is Smurfy.
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cielphantomhive94: Oh smurf


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