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Anonymous1: So THAT'S why Pedobear doesn't actually seem to have a penis. Ouch.
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Anonymous2: Ah, poor pedobear.
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Bright_Shadow: Gah... Somebody get a fire extinguisher in there and help that poor bastard.
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psinoob: HAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

Pedobear has met his match.
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Anonymous3: *tisk tisk *should have stuck it in her pooper.
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Titanium: My dad told me vagina had teeth when I was a little kid.
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Anonymous4(3): Your Dad told me that too! *giggle* tell him little Ricky says hello!
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Titanium: Anonymous - I wouldn't be too surprised...
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Anonymous5: silly bear, should've gone through the back door!
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Anonymous6: Vagina dentata!
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Anonymous7: ribbed for his pleasure?
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Anonymous8: JAWSOME.
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Lawyerdude: END OF PEDOBEAR.

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Rule34d: pedobears my hero hes gonna come out with me downtown and were gonna smoke weed and trap lolis this monday
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Lawyerdude: ...

Rule34d, he's dead. My dad is dead, and you've been running around with... Its Ditto.
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Rule34d: NO WAI DITTO TRICKED ME WHERES MY COLLEGE BUDDY PEDOBEAR!!!! WHERE ARE YOU HIDING HIM!!!!!!?
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Lawyerdude: He boned ME-tan, had me, he left, and got eaten by this thing. Ditto KNEW. Its Ditto.

Whee mindfuck.
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HappyNegro: Oh LAWDY
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Rule34d: OH NOES MY BESTEST BUDDY IN TEH WHOLE WIDE WORLD.... oh hi HappyNegro wanna go smoke weed and eat chickens downtown this monday?
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HappyNegro: aight aight im down wit dat
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Rule34d: K see u downtown monday.... but ill never forget PedoBear
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Rat: Hai gaiz watz goin on? :J

*awkward silence*
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Rule34d: oh hai rat wanna go downtown with me and happynegro monday?
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Rat: I can't monday, I have to fap all day. Got kids to feed, you know how it is... :/
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MR_Furry: el happy negro is busy doing the same thing
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Rule34d: dude what if i give them Pedobears dead body to eat i mean come on you can fap downtown they've got wireless and arn't u a chronic masturbater?
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HappyNegro: What choo talk bout furfag I'm hitting the clubs and the chickenz hard on monday
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MR_Furry: ok then see you there
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Rule34d: alright so ill three of us will hit the downtown.... rat r u sure u don't wnna cum/come
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Rat: Yeah, I kinda promised the mothers of my kids, and I'm not one to break promises! Not when faps are involved.
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Rule34d: awww fine what about u pl0x r u comming?
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Rule34d: fine be like that
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Anonymous9: Attack of Pillow Pants!!!
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Anonymous10: *waits till evryone is downtown and presses a big red button* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwKgIjOiKVc
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ThatBitchJayy: got what he deserved =P
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MikeILLER: He had it coming. Serves him right.
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Thranos: @anon10- NO STEALING MY IDEAS! *nukes downtown from orbit* o3o
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Mr_taco: FEATURE!!
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Mr_taco: yes i am high right now.
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Thranos: >_> damn anons and their idea stealing-ness.

And Taco CAN I HAVE SOME OF THAT? *yoink*
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Uchiha_Madara: desu desu desu desu desu... >.> Sorry
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Uchiha_Madara: ANYWAY!!!! The perfect trap for pedobear >.> A loli with a toothed vagina
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Anonymous11: Vagina Dentata - What a wonderful phrase
Vagina Dentata - Ain't no passin' craaaaaaze
It means no penis for the rest of your daaaaays
It's a penis free, girl cavi-tyyyyy, Vagina Dentataaaaa
HmmmHMMMhmmmoooOOOOoooooooo
It means no penis for the rest of your daaaaays
It's a penis freeeeeeee vasectomyyyyyyy
VAGINA DENTATAAAAAAAAAA
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Anonymous12: THIS IS THE BEST COMMENTS EVAR
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Anonymous13: We seem to have gotten a little of topic. I'd just like to point out that PEDOBEARS PENIS IS BEING EATEN BY A LOLO-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous14: TEETH!
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Anonymous15: fucken fruity newfags
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tyciol: The pooper also has teeth.
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Anonymous16: Metroid...

Why's she have a metroid on her head?

Explain that part to me
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Anonymous17: cause they couldnt come up with a more creative design
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Anonymous18: it was a horrible trap
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Anonymous19: I'm quite pauperized that no one responded to "Objection".
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Anonymous20: "Hold it!"

Are you happy now?
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Skeletalcore: We need to get some witnesses in here to support Mr. Wrights claim of an objection of sorts.
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Anonymous21: Looks like pedobear forgot his ice beam...
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Anonymous22: need more Metroid-tan
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Anonymous23: "No evidence? Objection over ruled"

you fail at life PW dude.
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Anonymous24: samus has teeth down there cause a small metroid is hiding in her :3
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Thumper: thought that was toph..
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jedlly200: oh my fuckin' god anon, u r amazing

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