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Anonymous1: fap fap fap!
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MrAnon: What the fuck is he worried about? Freaking gay guy in green tights.

HERE I CUM TO FUCK AWAY!
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Norton: I guess whether you like this picture depends on whether you like your loli to look like loli. I'll take her either way.

Her face is VERY win.
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Anonymous2: Big Daddy's gonna getcha!
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Anonymous3: Anon2- Big Daddy's gonna getcha!

What are you, a freaking hillbilly?..
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Chupacabra555: Actually I like this; one of the few non-loli versions of Hit Girl out there (like the outfit and the attitude, just not the age)
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Anonymous4: This pic is rather disturbing. It could be:

A) A spoof porno made about Big Daddy's murder
B) Hit Girl roleplaying the final few moments her father was alive
c) Hit Girl blowing Kick-Ass on nationally broadcast television a few feet away from her fathers charred corpse
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Citrine:
c) Hit Girl blowing Kick-Ass on nationally broadcast television a few feet away from her fathers charred corpse


I shouldn't have laughed as much as I did at that.
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Anonymous5: Anon 3, I'm not a hillbilly, I'm George Bush. Terr.
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TakeruDavis: Maybe he is afraid... you know, she killed so many guys - she might bite it off :-D
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Anonymous6: Anon4, that's how I lost my virginity too.
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Siege_TF: I think tying him down and raeping him would have made the movie even better. Closest thing in memory is Hard Candy, and it was a general letdown.
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craggle: another concept. it's not actually kick-ass. it's his friend, the one that fell in love with hit-girl and said he'd wait for her.

well, now it's a few years later, he did, and they're roleplaying out the scene he's been masturbating about for years.
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craggle: or he just hired a hooker to dress like her cause he couldn't find the real one.
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Anonymous7(3): @ Siege_TF: You sure missed the point of THAT movie, Lol.
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Chupacabra555: To Anon4: Maybe its Red Mist hiring a prostitute to 'cosplay' as Hit Girl as a form of torture, maybe Kick Ass even believes it is her, making it even worse (of course this is a few years later when both are older ^_^).
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WAY2Evil: Don't know how he'd believe it was her. She looks 25.
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Anonymous8: Seeing her father burn to deatha kiss-ass getting his ass kicked sure made her horny.
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Anonymous9: yeah not believing it happend right after the warehouse scene considering he had just got ball bashed with a baseball bat
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Anonymous10: Anon4 brings up an excellent point, which only makes it hotter.
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Anonymous11: there needs to be a hitgirlXpedobear
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Anonymous12: Maybe this could be featured for the 10th anniversary tomorrow?
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Anonymous13(12): Feature

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