Stormfin: I can't read Japanese, so I'm going to try and say what happens from the pictures.
Before Panel 1: Creepy dude puts Ringu into the DVD Player.
Before Panel 1: Part 2: Sadako crawls out of TV, preparing to kill him
Panel 1: Sadako realizes far too late that creepy dude is a fucking pedo.
Panel 2: Pedo dude pulls down his pants and comes after her. Sadako tries to escape.
Panel 3 (Lower right): Pedo dude catches Sadako, rips her shirt, and starts eating her out. Sadako calls for help.
Panel 4: Crab-Claw Sadako peers out of TV to help.
Panel 5: Crabako jumps out of TV, and leaps to Sadako's defense.
Panel 6 + 7: Crabako flie towards Pedo-dude's sausage and potatoes. Crabako cuts off Pedo-dude's pelvic paladin, saving Sadako's undoubtedly covetted virginity.
Panel(s?) after 6 + 7?: Roughly three seconds later, Pedo-dude's love stump geysers out in a fountain of blood, semen and urine, while Sadako quickly crawls away, escaping back into the TV.
THE END.
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Before Panel 1: Creepy dude puts Ringu into the DVD Player.
Before Panel 1: Part 2: Sadako crawls out of TV, preparing to kill him
Panel 1: Sadako realizes far too late that creepy dude is a fucking pedo.
Panel 2: Pedo dude pulls down his pants and comes after her. Sadako tries to escape.
Panel 3 (Lower right): Pedo dude catches Sadako, rips her shirt, and starts eating her out. Sadako calls for help.
Panel 4: Crab-Claw Sadako peers out of TV to help.
Panel 5: Crabako jumps out of TV, and leaps to Sadako's defense.
Panel 6 + 7: Crabako flie towards Pedo-dude's sausage and potatoes. Crabako cuts off Pedo-dude's pelvic paladin, saving Sadako's undoubtedly covetted virginity.
Panel(s?) after 6 + 7?: Roughly three seconds later, Pedo-dude's love stump geysers out in a fountain of blood, semen and urine, while Sadako quickly crawls away, escaping back into the TV.
THE END.
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Panel 2: Noooo!
Panel 3: S... Small tits are so cute!
Panel 4: You called for me?
Panel 5: *flop (or whatever landing sound)*
I laffed. I also approve.