AnonyMoose: actually no Zelda doesnt put out. I bet Link has to furiously masterbate in between temple quests all because of that frigid bitch. Damn I mean he saves all of Hyrule and her ass too and what does she do? "Thanks for saving me and Hyrule Link. BYE BYE NOW. Go home. :D"
what a fuckin joke.
what a fuckin joke.