ButtCheek: Dan: My maid is the best. She scrubs my toilet, washes my back when I take a bath, and cooks whatever I want to eat for dinner.
Dave: My maid pre-emptively knows what I want, even before I do. I say, "give me what I want" and she gives me that
Dale: My maid was willing to get an abortion when I accidentally got her pregnant last year
Dan: That's risky business. Most maid's aren't even 16, they usually are between 11-15 unless you actually want to pay them a decent amount, but no one is willing to do that, so if someone finds out you got a maid pregnant, they will likely ask question.
Dave: I don't do much more than felatio with my maid. Although I've made her keep a "horny book" where she writes about what she thinks about after masturbating, the rule is, if she's to pleasure herself in my house, she must follow my rules.
Dale: That's why she's such a great maid. She's not going to rat and I get off scott free .
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Dave: My maid pre-emptively knows what I want, even before I do. I say, "give me what I want" and she gives me that
Dale: My maid was willing to get an abortion when I accidentally got her pregnant last year
Dan: That's risky business. Most maid's aren't even 16, they usually are between 11-15 unless you actually want to pay them a decent amount, but no one is willing to do that, so if someone finds out you got a maid pregnant, they will likely ask question.
Dave: I don't do much more than felatio with my maid. Although I've made her keep a "horny book" where she writes about what she thinks about after masturbating, the rule is, if she's to pleasure herself in my house, she must follow my rules.
Dale: That's why she's such a great maid. She's not going to rat and I get off scott free .