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Anonymous2: Okay so I’ve played among us and I’m pretty much the yellow crewmate IRL. I mean, my skin is yellow, I wear the flower on my head, and I painted my face blue to be more like the crewmate. Ever since I became like this, everyone has been calling me sus but they don’t realise as a 47 year old janitor, I have to clean the school vents. Sure that blonde kid had a nice dress on today and I snuck a peek, but it’s all part of the wires task. Her panties just looked like the missing red wire from the electrical box. Anyway, my family all call me sus as well because I’m always walking around the house looking for tasks to do. They don’t realise that if I don’t finish my tasks in time, the Impostor (The Irish guy next door who wears green) will kill everyone on Earth. That guy is so sus, I swear. Fakes his homework task, always lies about it at the parent to teacher meetings, blames it on me! I have to find a way to finish my tasks! Besides, the Pink Crewmate (my mental inquisitor, don’t know why I have one, my parents just insisted on it, but she’s hot and wears pink) is always eyeing me up. I think I’ve become alot more handsome since becoming the yellow crewmate.


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