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Anonymous1: he rly luvs his car
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Anonymous2: great lulz!
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Deuxsonic: Wouldn't that be embarassing if you got stuck and had to call 911?
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Kharnov: Y U POAST THIS ;______;
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Anonymous3: HOLLY MASSEY'S FATHER

OH GOD
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Anonymous4: it'd be funny if the car revved up
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Anonymous5: Talk about autoeroticism.
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Anonymous6: OMG! UNCLE LEONARD?!
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Anonymous7: Deuxsonic..as opposed to millions online seeing a picture of it?
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Anonymous8: O_o Ouch...wtf.
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Anonymous10: Dragons are better.
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Anonymous11: Stuck it in the tailpipe. >_>;
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Anonymous12: LUBE THAT SHIT UP
no pun intended.
alright fuck it, lets throw it in anyway.
also attractive and successful Africans.
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Anonymous13: STICK IT IN HIS...T~T
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Anonymous14: PARTY HARD!!!!!!!!!!
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O_Rly: x_x
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Anonymous15: I imagine that must be one dirty pipe, and the fact that he is sticking his penis inside..is..well...a metal pipe..NOT good.

Enjoy your millions of bacteria per square inch on ur penor.
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Cat_Bountry: NEEDS MOAR DRAGONS!
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Anonymous16: That's a different kind of parking right thurr.
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Anonymous17: I bet he got in a fight with his wife, and she said:
"Oh, go fuck a Land Rover!"
He took it literally....
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Gremrat: I don't believe this!!

...he's not a dragon. D:
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Synonymous_Red_X: Oh, finally. A member of the Rat family is on.
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Getter_the_Great: Anon5 wins.
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Ciorba: Grem: He's a dragon... INSIDE.
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Ciorba: Actually Anon15, I doubt there's a whole lot of bacteria in there. CO2 and other car wastes are quite toxic in large concentrations.
Sticking your dick in there is much, much safer than keeping it in your underwear, let alone sticking it in a vagoo/pooper, microbe-wise.
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Anonymous18: Might irritate your skin, though, due to the texture and traces of certain nastier wastes, e.g. incompletely combusted fuel hydrocarbons.
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Anonymous19: BUSINESS JUST GOT SERIOUS
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Anonymous20(15): how is sticking your penis in an exhaust pipe MUCH MUCH safer then keep inside of underwear? what the hell?

if you end up getting some unknown penis skin rash, dont ask why
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Anonymous21: Wait, how can you be questioning the underwear issue? Underwear is gross; I mean, it collects urine, sweat, feces, etc. throughout the entire day, where it stews and stews. Hence, athlete's foot for the penis.

How much safer exhaust sex can be up for debate, though.
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Anonymous22(18): The "keeping it in your underwear" thing is more than a little odd, considering that any germs therein are your own.
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Anonymous23(21): They're still germs. It's like saying you can't get an STD from yourself.

Think about it.
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Anonymous24(21): Besides, fecal matter and urine are composed of more than just germs. Remember the Hepatitis B outbreak over the poop-on-green-onion Chi-Chi's episode? Shit happens.
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Anonymous25(15): that is why you wear a plastic bag around your penis called a condom.
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Gremrat: Ciorba: arse, so that's what became of Tubbs the Stairdragon... he became a camwhore.
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Gremrat: Err Tumbles XD
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Sulacu: Can someone identify the brand and type of car?
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Deadpool: NOBODYS GONNA TAKE MY CAR
IM GONNA RACE IT TO THE GROUND
NOBODYS GONNA BEAT MY CAR
IM GONNA BREAK THE SpEED OF SOUND
ITS A KILLER MACHINE ITS GOT EVERYTHING
I LOVE IT
I NEED IT
I SEED IT O_o
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Anonymous26(17): Ok, for anon21, would that be called "Athletes Penis"?
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Anonymous27: Dragons are better
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Rat: F1 cars are better
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Anonymous28: does anyone else find it even more disturbing that he's in women's lingerie?
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Anonymous29: A man and his Range Rover, must be true love. Now, for the love of god kill him!
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Anonymous30: It's Jeremy Clarkson!
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Anonymous31: MY EYES
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Anonymous32: who is behind the camera
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Hartman: anon32 probably asked the dumbest question of the day. Congrats.
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coupons: Dignity is low on power.
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Kreller: It's not even a good-looking car. It's a very, very average car.
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nebula: Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars
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Anonymous33: FUCK U PICARD FAEZPALM !! FUCK UUU!!!!
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Jonny5NeedInput: FGSFDS
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Anonymous34(33): FUCK U FGSFDS !! fUCK U PICCAD FAEZPALM!!! FUUUCK UUU!!!
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Anonymous35: @Sulacu: This is a 1st series Range Rover by LandRover. Most likely a 1987-88 model, because the from 1989 the exhaust was pointed downwards (possibly they knew what it would be used for?)

http://www.rangerovers.net/modelspecs/1988a.JPG
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Anonymous36: No, no, no! I said, "Buy a Car Jack", not, "Jack off with your Car"(even though, if people could fuel their cars this way, almost everyone who could, would)!
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Danielakiiki: LOL, so did this guy lose a bet or is he just reallllllllllly into humiliation?
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Anonymous37: ^ looks like you loser.
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Anonymous38: nebula wins
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Mudkip_Invasion: ... I don't know. I just don't what to say. Just this; wow. O.o
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furriehentaiboy16: .......................this is absolutly horrible..
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Flutterwolf: I cant fap to this
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Anonymous40: 8 years later and its still funny. :D
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Anonymous41: How do you supposed he handled it when he finally had to call 911?
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Anonymous42: i hope he lost a fucking bet


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