Anonymous1: You know dirty ol' Dr. Light would give his loli robot slave a fully functional hairless kiddie poon. It probably even leaks a glucose-based bio-lubricant warmed to body temperature by her internal hip servos... or something. I've never thought about this before (seriously) but it's probably all connected to what passes for her body's circulatory system... distributing fuel and whatever. She's probably even designed to be able to eat and drink, burning the sugars in food to create energy and using water to regulate her internal operating temperature... removing excess water along with waste products a manner similar to biological urination and defecation, because Dr. Light wanted the optional functionality of her being able to pee in his mouth or poop on Dr. Wily's chest. Dr. Light is Japanese, right? Yeah... I thought so. He's pretty good at math, I guess, soo.... azn.
When is Best Buy going to get her in stock again?
Of course, there's always the chance that Dr. Light kidnapped his niece, tazered or chloroformed her, performed an icepick lobotomy in the back of a windowless white van, and when she woke up with a headache on a table in his lab he told her she was his "robot" and that she should take off her clothes because, "it's cool... you know, I'm a doctor."
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When is Best Buy going to get her in stock again?
Of course, there's always the chance that Dr. Light kidnapped his niece, tazered or chloroformed her, performed an icepick lobotomy in the back of a windowless white van, and when she woke up with a headache on a table in his lab he told her she was his "robot" and that she should take off her clothes because, "it's cool... you know, I'm a doctor."
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