OGRE: One day a guy picks up a hooker during his lunch break and noticed that he got regular milk from her right breast, but chocolate milk from her left
breast. Thoroughly amazed, he bragged to his friends about this when he got back from lunch. As expected, they were skeptical of his claim.
After 30 minutes of vehemently arguing, they agreed that one of his co-workers would pick up the same working girl on the follow day to verify
his story and they made a $100 wager. The following day, the coworker went to the red light district and picked up the working girl that he had described. He sucked her right teat and
sure enough, he got regular milk. He did the same to her left teat and as he was told, he got chocolate milk.
"That is just so unreal." He exclaimed.
"What's that, honey?" the prostitute asked.
"Well, from your right breast, I get white milk and from the left, I get chocolate."
Oh yeah she responds, smacking her gum, "Some call it chocolate milk, some call it breast cancer!"
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breast. Thoroughly amazed, he bragged to his friends about this when he got back from lunch. As expected, they were skeptical of his claim.
After 30 minutes of vehemently arguing, they agreed that one of his co-workers would pick up the same working girl on the follow day to verify
his story and they made a $100 wager. The following day, the coworker went to the red light district and picked up the working girl that he had described. He sucked her right teat and
sure enough, he got regular milk. He did the same to her left teat and as he was told, he got chocolate milk.
"That is just so unreal." He exclaimed.
"What's that, honey?" the prostitute asked.
"Well, from your right breast, I get white milk and from the left, I get chocolate."
Oh yeah she responds, smacking her gum, "Some call it chocolate milk, some call it breast cancer!"