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UploaderAitsu,
TagsLegend_of_Zelda, Link
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DuckPenisExpert: o_o The gods have blessed me with a picture to schlick to. <3

*cue the harmonious angelic music*
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Anonymous1: do you like it because the penis is corkscrewed like a duck penis?
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Anonymous2(1): https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/401215

the fuck? what is with these painful looking dicks? Saw one just like that in another pic not crookedness but the foreskin area.

No i won't diss you.
foreskin isn't the issue.
it's under the tissue that my problems ensue.

It all started with a Penny. a Duke.
(he said it was a fluke)
See, i can live with pain. but it's not the same.
Seeing 2 dicks that could share a name.
Meatless.

Well sure it's bigger than mine. yours. and hers.
But It's that void between the head and the balls
no i'm not talkin about the shaft are you daft?

Well i am but it's the top of the shaft.
but you're still daft. Whatever the fuck that means.

peace.
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DuckPenisExpert: Pffft. i like it because there's a fat hard cock in the picture anon1. A big, meaty cock. That's all.
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karla: Ill say he looks like he can do some damage with that thing.
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Anonymous3: Looks like the damage has already been done.
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wozza_brozza: its F***in bent
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Anonymous4: It moves on its own. Like a remote controlled dildo. It also changes in size and length.
Link is really a proto-type male sex machine.
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Dawnell_do: Hot but the dick is a little bent.
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HbA: Obviously someone told Link to get bent, and he took it a little too literally
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materrs: ^lol
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DUSKvsDAWN: I'll straighten it. I got some things that can do that.


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