Anonymous6: I'd cleanup the situation, but probably not in the same manner as you would. From what I hear, bull semen is worth quite a lot to many farmers these days. With the size of that mess there, you could probably have $10,000 and I'd spend every penny buying slaves from Mauritania which also apparently cost only $500. Afterwards, I'd make them my indentured servants and have them build a plan for a restaurant I like to call "Chicken-Shaq", where Shaquille O'Neal would be the spokesman. To clarify, I would do this not out of racism, but moreover because chicken is undeniably more scrumptious and salubrious than if that salacious steer were sauted after spontaneously suffocating subsequently from being slathered in semen, suffering surely a sordid suicide.
...might even stick around, just in case any additional...sticky business...comes up. ;)
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