Anonymous5: "This is Chopper Dave in the Rock 95.1 Traffic Eye-In-The-Sky and it looks like we got clear sailing on the I-57 all the way to HOLY SHIT WHAT THE LIVING FUCK...IS THAT...IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??"
"Dave, Dave...it's Melvin and the Gimp back at the studio, and it sounds like something we've heard before, so you're right, it has to be Possible, and her boytoy Stoppable...can you tell us what are they driving now, and what position are they in? I got 50 on Reverse Cowgirl in a SmartCar, and Gimp with a C-note on Inverted Blowjob on top of an ice cream truck..."
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this brings new meaning to the phrase "crotch rocket"
"Dave, Dave...it's Melvin and the Gimp back at the studio, and it sounds like something we've heard before, so you're right, it has to be Possible, and her boytoy Stoppable...can you tell us what are they driving now, and what position are they in? I got 50 on Reverse Cowgirl in a SmartCar, and Gimp with a C-note on Inverted Blowjob on top of an ice cream truck..."
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To Anonymous 5: Dirty Sanchez in a '73 Ford Pinto.
Phillipthe2, out.