Neveraway: In the future, animatronic sex dolls are the leading cause of CO2 and Methane emissions. A single doll requires as much power as two television sets!
But the animatronic sex doll company is currently trying its best to fight against pressures to lower emissions. Currently, Analmatron, the leading corporation in producing robotic sex dolls, spends approximately ten million dollars annually on lobbies and research trying to debunk the dangers of CO2 and global warming. Their ad campaign, along with the efforts of a "competing" French company by the name of Fellatiautoma has gathered substantial support from People's Republic of China, the leading consumer of the robotic sex doll market.
France and the U.S. are also resisting the new proposals to reduce production and emissions made from the sex dolls, citing that the new protocols are really an effort to balance the power between first and third world nations. President Malia Ann Obama has proposed a new law that would make Animatronic Sex Dolls have much more stringent standards, but the bill is facing significant opposition in the House of Representatives.
We must fight against big corporations and save the Earth from global warming. Call your local congressman, and tell him that we need cleaner air and a colder Earth, and to vote for the new bill. Think of the children!
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~an attempted mood kill by Neveraway.
But the animatronic sex doll company is currently trying its best to fight against pressures to lower emissions. Currently, Analmatron, the leading corporation in producing robotic sex dolls, spends approximately ten million dollars annually on lobbies and research trying to debunk the dangers of CO2 and global warming. Their ad campaign, along with the efforts of a "competing" French company by the name of Fellatiautoma has gathered substantial support from People's Republic of China, the leading consumer of the robotic sex doll market.
France and the U.S. are also resisting the new proposals to reduce production and emissions made from the sex dolls, citing that the new protocols are really an effort to balance the power between first and third world nations. President Malia Ann Obama has proposed a new law that would make Animatronic Sex Dolls have much more stringent standards, but the bill is facing significant opposition in the House of Representatives.
We must fight against big corporations and save the Earth from global warming. Call your local congressman, and tell him that we need cleaner air and a colder Earth, and to vote for the new bill. Think of the children!
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.
.
~an attempted mood kill by Neveraway.
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