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Anonymous1: no, srsly no
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Jones: DWARVES HAVE ROUND FULL BREASTS. NEVER FORGET.
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Kharnov: Hit, hit, DO NOT WANT, hit, IT'S AWWWRIGHT, DO NOT WANT, hit.
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Anonymous2: They forgot that dwarves always got beards. Always.
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Sarahsuke: The Half-Orc's not that bad-looking compared to the one in the other picture. She must have a higher Charisma score or something.
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Anonymous3: Damn right. This Half-Orc is highly bangable, while the other one looks like a foot.
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Anonymous4: If halflings look like that then I want one.
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Anonymous5: Does pubic hard count as body hair? If so, the elf here is inaccurate.
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Anonymous6: Gnomes always have groomed pubes. The moar you know!
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Anonymous7: All of them. Yes, even the half-orc. Even though she wouldn't even feel it.

I demand interspecies D&D porn! Half-orcs fucking halflings, and everything in between!
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Sine: Elf, Half-Elf, and Halfling. Do want. Gnome looks like a little girl.
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Anonymous8(6): A little girl with nice tits = hittable.
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Sine: pedo on the rule 34 site = inevitable
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Anonymous9(6): If her tits are that big, it's not pedo. She'd have to be at least 16, and I'm 18. Technically illegal, sure, but still not really pedo.
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Sine: im 19 and paranoid so anything under 18 is pedo to me. But all the god damned jailbait makes this complicated
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Anonymous10: Anyone who uses this site doesnt have much in the way of sexual morality... though i would never fap to guro so that makes me a good person by this sites standards?
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Sine: I didn't say I don't find jailbait hot. I just wouldn't hit it. And I try to avoid guru where I can.
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Jesus_Christ_Porno_Star: I agree with you on GURU. Avoid fapping to the legendary and all-mighty GURU or you'll be going to Hell, and every time you see a hot chick, your boner will grow inside you.
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Anonymous11: besides being highly fappable, this is also a very valuable rp resource. is there a male version floating around anywhere?
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Anonymous12: At anon 5 - Yes, Pubic hair does count as body hair, which is why the Elf has none... The Half-elf has Sparse Pubes however as she is only half an elf
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Anonymous13(6): Has nobody but me noticed the furry at the top left?
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Anonymous14(12): the furry is a fully clothed guy... So, we don't give a shit.
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Anonymous15: That's T-Cat's logo. That's about as "furry" as he gets
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Anonymous16: Gnomes and Halflings ftw!
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Anonymous17: I would do all of these. Yes, that includes the half-orc.
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Anonymous18(17): "Gnome looks like a little girl."

No, she doesn't. Look closer.
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Anonymous19: Must... fuck... dwarf... The tits command me...
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Anonymous20: I... Agree... With... Anonymous 19... Even if she did have a beard...
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Anonymous21: Gnomes and Half-elves FTW
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SmartZombie: Gnomes and halflings= Yes
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Anonymous22: I thought gnomes were smaller than halflings.
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Dagger: ahem. Hit, hit, LIKE THE FIST OF GOD, hit, IT'S AWWWRIGHT, DUNNO MAYBE, hit.
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ChaosWolf: for a dwarf, she's got a surprisingly hairless (relatively speaking) pubic zone. I think the artist has the dwarf and half-orc crotches switched around.

She's a dwarf, dammit give her a proper beard.

On her cunt.
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Anonymous23: Gnomes aren't smaller then half-lings in DnD.
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Anonymous24: thats a half elf anon5...
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Anonymous25: Shoot dwarf and half-orc with a nuke, then hit rest properly 24/7 and even moar.

MOAR!
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iminey: mmmm number 3 is hawt
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An_Onymous: Would hit all, no question about it.
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som: Half-Orc = SNOO SNOO
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Anonymous26: HALF unattractive and unsuccessful African
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An_Onymous: @som: It is delicious death.
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Dagger: OR she could be very soft and caring, cuz she's afraid to break ya with her might and so on. dont judge big girls just for their size, m'kay? ;)
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som: I'd hit it either way.
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An_Onymous: Likewise. (But DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO is funnier.)
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Dagger: yeah yer right, SNOO-SNOO is much sexier whispered in yer ear.
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Anonymous27: I WANT GNOME PUSSY!
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TheBeardedGentalman: Thranos your not cool stop with the picture in all your post comrade!
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TheBeardedGentalman: Clever...clever
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Anonymous28: Would hit all of them.

With 3, I would be reluctant at first. But that it only make it more enjoyable in the end.
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RocketLawnchair: Fuck now you have everyone doing it...TITANIUM! RE-UPLOAD!
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EMPEROROCTAVARIUS: BAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!
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Titanium: No need... just deleted the retarded spam and banned a few poeple for a day.
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RocketLawnchair: Good to see you're still doing your job.
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Snorkpork: Half-elf, Elf, Gnome, Halfling.

Orc and Dwarf too, but only if they snoo-snoo me to death.
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Anonymous29: I'd hit them. ALL of them. So hard that if you pulled me out, it'd equal KING OF FUCKING ENGLAND.
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Anonymous30: best image ever
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Anonymous31: I'm into petite women IRL so halfling at full force, followed by elf, half-elf then human. I would touch nothing else. I am surprised the half-orc actually gets any love. Request for 4th Edition races? (Eldarin, Tiefling, Dragonborn...)
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Cerebrate_Fate: FIST OF GOD, hit, DO NOT WANT!, hit, hit, Lack of beard = DO NOT WANT, FIST OF GOD!
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Suihtil_Cod: T. Catt - Ruining the concept that "furries ruin everything" since 2004.
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Anonymous32: Gnome and Half-Elf yummy
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craggle: tcatt recently released a porn supplement for d&d. sisters of rapture or something
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ChaosWolf: Anon29 wins the thread.
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Urbane_Guerrilla: Gnome does NOT look like so little a girl.

A spinner, maybe.

Now the Halfling... well, "Make me flyyyy....!"

Nicely executed, but what's with the 1980's short 'do on a paramedievaloid sort of character?
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ChaosWolf: Would hit them all, randomly selected via d6, excluding halfling due to size. She can watch and/or sit on my face while one of the others rides me.
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Chupacabra555: To Sine: Actually, I remember when the artist, T.Catt, posted this image on a mailing list awhile back.

I remember his key point was to illustrate that Halflings are NOT child like, just VERY small humans (the adults, anyway).

Essentially the halfling in this pic is just a human at 50% or so normal size, otherwise pretty much the same proportions as an adult.

Its probably my absolute favorite D&D oriented erotica pic I have seen, and the first one where I saw dwarven women shown as somewhat sexy ^_^
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ChaosWolf: Chup and me think alike - this was the first pic I ever saw of a female dwarf, and cemented in my mind the idea that short curvy chicks were just as fuckably delicious as tall thin women.
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Anonymous33: I hope he does another one of these for 4.0
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ChaosWolf: Wanna have a real good laugh?
Picture the halfing and half-orc trying to 69.
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Anonymous34: Better be a contortionist half-orc to accomplish that ^_^
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Anonymous35: *climb up* *lick lick* *climb down* *be licken* wow that's gotta be tirning...

I would bang every single one of them... then the half orc some more.
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Anonymous36: I'd hit the halfling,gnome and ummmm... the elf... but mainly the halfling! mmmmm halfling
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ChaosWolf: Anonymous34: Yeah... would probably need to use some sort of pulley system and just lift her up and down...
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Anonymous37: This diagram has been really helpful. Now I know how to draw D&D porn properly. Thank you. Really, this info ought to be published in an official source book.
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Anonymous38: At Anon36, thank ya Jesus! I would kill for some halfling and elf porn. All of them really, but I got a halfling fetish like nobodies business
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Anonymous39: HALF ORC WANT SNU SNU
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Thaumh: I know I'm waaay late but: Anon7, you're sick! I love you!!!
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Anonymous40: Funny thing: I'm about 6'2" so thehalfling chick could give me head standing up...
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Anonymous41: Half-Elf, WANT!
Human, SO WANT!
Half-Orc, DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO PLEASE! :D
Gnome, PLEASE!
Halfling, DO WANT!
Dwarf, DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO AGAIN! :D
Elf, OH GOD YES!
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Piltdown: Well, I'd lay each and every one of these fine ladies down by the fire and make sweet love to them.

Except maybe the halfling -- she appears rather fragile.


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