Anonymous3: Aside from this being completely impractical in the average situation her job demands... How the hell is she gonna stuff that in her power suit?
Anonymous5: Anon3: You're talking about the very same power-suited woman who can roll into a tiny ball and blast herself into the air by shitting out bombs. I'm sure she can find a place to tuck it.
Anonymous8: After the whole mess between the Federation and Samus after the events of Metroid Fusion cooled down, Federation scientists approached Samus with an offer to be their guinea pig for an experiment in increasing strength. For her cooperation, not only would she be paid a hefty sum, but they would completely wipe the sleet clean of the records of her incident.
Samus, being somewhat desperate for money at this point, and wanting a clean record so she could continue bounty hunting without much problem, agreed to the experiment.
Needless to say, the experiment involved much testosterone, and while it was arguably a success, it also got out of control, as this picture of her indicates. Oddly, she does not seem to mind her predicament, rather, she seems to be enjoying it somewhat. Federation scientists are currently thinking of a way to get the best out of this situation if possible.
Anonymous16: Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
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...Without cutting it off.
Samus, being somewhat desperate for money at this point, and wanting a clean record so she could continue bounty hunting without much problem, agreed to the experiment.
Needless to say, the experiment involved much testosterone, and while it was arguably a success, it also got out of control, as this picture of her indicates. Oddly, she does not seem to mind her predicament, rather, she seems to be enjoying it somewhat. Federation scientists are currently thinking of a way to get the best out of this situation if possible.
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From the thumb I had NO idea what was going on.
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Also, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
Also, general rule of thumb...
Girl with Penis = Gay
Obvious trap is obvious.