Zelda: LINK?! I-its not what you think! I was just
Link: I go through eight fucking temples crawling with all sorts of hungry monsters to get the shit I need to rescue your ass and your SHTUPING GANONDORF!? FUCKING WHORE!
Zelda: Well, you were taking too long and he and I got to talking and..
Link: FUCKING WHORE! AND YOU! YOU FUCKING COCK MUNCH! WHAT THE FUCK! I MISSED OUT ON AN ENTIRE CHILDHOOD BECAUSE OF YOUR OLVIE-GREEN ASS!
Ganondorf: Hate the game, not the player dude.
Link: Fucking Mario doesn't go through this shit I can guarantee you that much!
Anonymous3: Something about this picture seems oddly familiar. It strikes me as familiar as, oh, I don't know, a social gathering involving a certain yellow fruit of the citrus variety.
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Zelda: LINK?! I-its not what you think! I was just
Link: I go through eight fucking temples crawling with all sorts of hungry monsters to get the shit I need to rescue your ass and your SHTUPING GANONDORF!? FUCKING WHORE!
Zelda: Well, you were taking too long and he and I got to talking and..
Link: FUCKING WHORE! AND YOU! YOU FUCKING COCK MUNCH! WHAT THE FUCK! I MISSED OUT ON AN ENTIRE CHILDHOOD BECAUSE OF YOUR OLVIE-GREEN ASS!
Ganondorf: Hate the game, not the player dude.
Link: Fucking Mario doesn't go through this shit I can guarantee you that much!
Zelda: Wait, Link! Where are you going?!
Link I'm going back home!
Zelda: To do what?!
Link: WHAT DO YOU THINK!
Oh well, it must be just me.
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