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UploaderTitanium,
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TagsBanana, Flower, Onion, Vegetable, food, fruit, inanimate
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Titanium: Is that flower supposed to be something in particular?
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Anonymous1: a one-eyed susan, hyuk
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Jacii: I'D RAPE THAT BANANA... WITH MY PENIS.

HAR HAR HAR!
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Botulism: This isn't so weird. Fruit's just plant genitalia, anyway.
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Anonymous2: Flowers are the genitalia, fruit's... the womb or some shit?
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Soemele: That's a grotesque looking Vagina... banana...

Vaginanana.
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Titanium: Anon #1: That was good. Kudos.
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Sulacu: Many of them go through their lives without being deflowered.
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Gremrat: The anus isn't part of the vagina, and thus should not be enclosed in the labia.

I know this because I have a vagina, anus and labia.

And fruits are ripe plant ovaries.

On a side note, I would plug the onion.
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Anonymous3: and a PENIS dont forget that
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Anonymous4: The "anus" is actually the vagina opening.
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Anonymous5: Is anyone here a licensed gynecologist?
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goody2shoes: ^I really hope not.
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Kaerick: Anon5- You called for me?
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Anonymous6: Damnit, Gremrat, now I kinda want "plug the onion" to become a strange new euphemism.
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Cerebrate_Fate: Hey! That onion has an ass!
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Anonymous7: On closer inspection, Anon4 might be right, although the "vaginal opening" is very poorly drawn, methinks. While I do not posses a vagina myself, the literature offers plenty of visual references. Grem, that onion will only leave you in tears. Not her fault, just her nature.
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Anonymous8: This aroused me in class. We're learning about the death of some salesman in AP Bio.
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Anonymous9: Why the fuck is the banana a vagina and not a dick, this is such a wasted oppertunity.
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sentinelknight26: what the fuck unattractive and unsuccessful African????
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KnightlyGentleman: food porn. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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KnightlyGentleman: also fruit are more biologically similar to a pregnant lady. flowers are a plant's genitals. just think of both these when you go to eat an orange or smell a rose

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