Rule 34Cookies may be used. Please read our privacy policy for more information. By accepting to enter you agree to our rules and terms of service.EnterLeave UploaderZeroXDash, October 25, 2009; 10:10TagsMetroid, Samus_AranSource LinkUnknownMetadata LockedNoInfo1440x900 // 122KB // jpgCommentsOctober 26, 2009; 00:06 - ReplyTheOnlyTristan: ib4 dildo beam acquired or some shitOctober 26, 2009; 00:18 - Replyanomalous: Missile upgrade.November 1, 2009; 06:24 - ReplyAnonymous1: Is that Scout's horsedong?November 2, 2009; 08:48 - ReplyAnonymous2: Samus maculinity upgradeNovember 2, 2009; 08:49 - ReplyAnonymous3(2): Samus maculinity upgrade, lol ahahahahahahahhahahaNovember 9, 2009; 07:24 - ReplyAnonymous4: lol November 13, 2009; 16:21 - ReplyAnonymous5: Gmod is awesome!November 14, 2009; 21:46 - ReplyAnonymous6: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGMMMMODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDecember 10, 2009; 15:26 - ReplyAnonymous7: looks like a dude with a wigDecember 31, 2009; 07:25 - ReplyMuchKoku: The second I saw this, I heard that upgrade music from Metroid...and I laughed. Oh, how I laughed.January 5, 2010; 12:38 - ReplyAnonymous8: "hmmmm... now HOW do I incorporate THIS into my suit... I know!"January 12, 2010; 06:06 - ReplyAnonymous9: Lucky dildo is luckyJanuary 18, 2010; 13:26 - ReplyAnonymous10: Am I seriously the only one wondering why that dildo casts no shadow?February 1, 2010; 05:13 - ReplyAnonymous11: It's Snake's explosive. I'm not even kidding.March 12, 2010; 05:21 - ReplyAnonymous12: Samus: My DICK is as huge as this!April 7, 2010; 03:13 - ReplyAnonymous13: She has grains of sand on the side of her faceJanuary 11, 2011; 12:41 - ReplyAnonymous14: Hey a girl gets lonely in deep space okay?January 19, 2011; 09:58 - ReplyAnonymous15: Samus:"Does it come in hollow points?"May 29, 2012; 20:40 - ReplyAnonymous16: Give credit to gmod you fucking asshole!!!June 1, 2012; 03:35 - ReplyAnonymous17: Sheesh ANOTHER Photoshop job! Will ANYONE use something ORIGINAL!?June 20, 2012; 17:05 - ReplyAnonymous18: YOU CAN DOOOOOOO EETMarch 4, 2013; 17:11 - Reply4MLTP: -Dildo acquired- EXTRA DILDOMIDOR Press DOWN, then Select + B + B to activate. It shoots loads of cum. During screw attack, both male and female players get the best sex they could ever have.Guide to comment formatting codes. Report an ad?
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EXTRA
DILDOMIDOR
Press DOWN, then Select + B + B to activate.
It shoots loads of cum.
During screw attack, both male and female players get the best sex they could ever have.